What Was The Fruit?

[Doc Tinker]

Eve conned Adam into eating the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. What was the fruit and why were they ashamed of their nakedness afterward?



Doc

 

[illflem]

It was a lemon, shriveled Adam right up.

 

[lschultz]

The fruit was a banana They were ashamed of there nakedness cause they had never seen a naked person and they were wondering why they had different body parts:--) and what were they to do now besides:-{}

 

[BreaksEverything]

it was an APPLE



& Eve asked Adam if he liked APPLES?

he said, Yes I do

she said , good let's go back to my place and

%$#@ like rabbits,

how do you like then APPLES Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[BIGDIG]

OH BOY,HERE WE GO AGAIN !!!!!!!

 

[Whitmore]

I think Eve was a carpenter because she made Adams banana stand

 

[lschultz]

Whitmore your gonna do it again

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by Whitmore

I think Eve was a carpenter because she made Adams banana stand

she was the carpenter ???

oh, I thought Adam was nailing her ? Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Breaks is right, Adam had to be the carpenter. POUND POUND POUND POUND... ... You get the point. Well I guess it could go both ways, depending on who wears the leaves in the family.



Reb [><]

 

[HEMI®Dart]

I was watching the news the other day when they had a story about protesters at our state capital protesting same-sex/ Gay marriges. A guy was walking with a sign that said "It started with Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve". I thought it was clever and funny.

 

[BreaksEverything]

they only protest about that cuz

not only can't they get a date w/ Eve

they can't get a date w/ Steve :--)

 

[TORQUE THIS]

DAMIT!!!!! I always knew it was the woman's fault!:-{}

 

[Hummerchick]

Originally posted by TORQUE THIS

DAMIT!!!!! I always knew it was the woman's fault!:-{}

EXCUSE ME THE WOMEN'S FAULT???



IT'S THE GUYS FAULT, STOP BLAMING US FOR ALL THE F@@@ UPS YOU GUYS DO. Oo.

 

[lschultz]

Originally posted by TORQUE THIS

DAMIT!!!!! I always knew it was the woman's fault!:-{}

She took the bait. I knew Hummerchick would respond to that true statement.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

I only speak the truth,



I would never lie to a...





WOMAN





:-{}

 

[Texas Diesel]

They made APRONS of Fig Leaves so they must have been in a fig grove... Note: Eve was still topless afterwards too Oo. My kind of gal