Momizims
Don’t drink coffee it’ll turn your feet black. I never drank coffee.
Wait till your dad gets home. Oh Oh pushed mom too far.
When you have kids I hope they act just like you. I did and they do.
One from my dad. I heard him talking to himself one day and ask him why he talked to himself, he said "there was nobody else around intelligent enough to carry on a conversation with". Miss them both.