What's your favorite blonde joke?

[Deezul1]

This blonde goes over to her blonde friends house and see's her huffin and puffin on the tail pipe of her car and asks "what are you doing?" She responds "my boyfriend told me i could get that big dent out of the door by blowing on this pipe". The other blonde says " you are so stupid, it wont work unless you roll up the windows".

 

[bmoeller]

What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

Data transfer.







Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?

They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.







A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.

Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage

without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the

state trooper arrived.

"My goodness!" the trooper exclaimed "Your car looks like an

accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as

he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was

driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops

up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was

another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!

I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to

the left and there was... . "

"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a

tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener

swinging back and forth. "

 

[bmoeller]

Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a

conversation.

First blonde says "How did you die?"

Second says "I froze to death".

First blonde says "Must have been awful. "

Second blonde says "How did you die?"

First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was

being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed

to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to

the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic

and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a

heart attack and died. "

Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd

both still be alive. "







Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?



She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her

mind.

 

[bmoeller]

One day there was a brunett jogging down the road

saying, "66... . 66... . 66... " etc. Later down the road a blonde

comes up to her and asks her what she is doing. The brunett

replied "66... 66... 66" so, the blonde went to the other side of

the road and started jogging down the road

saying "66... 66... 66" after a while, the brunett hollers over

to the blonde and said "It's alot more fun in the middle of the

road. " "Ok. " replied the blonde and started jogging down the

middle of the road. Just then, a monster truck comes by and

hits the blonde. The brunett still kept jogging down the road

sayin "67... 67... 67. "