One I heard on the radio . . .
Guys goes to ATM, selects "Withdraw" for $60. ATM says there is a $2. 50 service, press yes or no. He selects No. ATM says you must be mistaken, no one selects NO - please try again. He selects no again. ATM says only people who are different select NO - people that are different get made fun of - you don't want to get made fun of do you - please select again. He selects No again. ATM says obviously you are not capable of making your own decisions, let me help you - a $2. 50 service fee has been added to your withdrawal - thank you!
Guys goes to ATM, selects "Withdraw" for $60. ATM says there is a $2. 50 service, press yes or no. He selects No. ATM says you must be mistaken, no one selects NO - please try again. He selects no again. ATM says only people who are different select NO - people that are different get made fun of - you don't want to get made fun of do you - please select again. He selects No again. ATM says obviously you are not capable of making your own decisions, let me help you - a $2. 50 service fee has been added to your withdrawal - thank you!