Where Do Cats Go?

[JSchooley]

Wife #1 called me at work. Red warning light came on when she left the shopping center so she floored it and got home as quick as she could. Fan belt was off the pulley but nothing was loose. I'm scratching my head as to how the belt could have jumped off that chevy and what the fuzz is in the engine compartment when I hear her call kitty. I just put the belt back on and kept my mouth shut except for her driving with the red light on.

 

[jmbrowning]

I personally don't care where they go as long as they GO!



When I was married my wife (the only valid reason I've ever had to drink) had a cat that would disappear for a day or so. One day I heard the phone ring and her end of the conversation went something like: "Hello... ... Yes... . Yes..... hmmm... OK, thank you". And out the front door she went. After a few minutes I went out to see what was going on. She was out in the street looking up in the trees. When I asked what she was looking for she said that "Bob form across the street called to say that the cat was up in his tree". I laughed my butt off! First, there was no Bob across the street, and second the cat was asleep in the bedroom. Undoubtedly the best phone prank I've personally known of. Should have let her keep looking, what was I thinking?

 

[SteveH]

I love cats. They are really good fried with mashed potatoes and gravy!

Steve H

 

[rich m]

...hmmmm I thought this was a spiritual topic at first...

the movie title says part of it...

"All Dogs Go to Heaven"



dogs don't like cats



Dog-heaven, therefore, would have only a few token "chase" cats for cancelled-canine entertainment.



The rest, therefore, must wind up in hell!

 

[OO]

I always keep a couple around. Someone has to feed the coyotes