Mrs Doc cuts my hair. I'm so darn cheap! 
Who cuts your hair cut?
A Barber
My Wife
A Friend
An Enemy
I do it myself
A Salon
A Saloon
The Pet Shop
The Lawnmower
I'm bald and don't need haircuts, but I let a cow lick my head in hopes that hair will grow again

Who cuts your hair cut?
A Barber
My Wife
A Friend
An Enemy
I do it myself
A Salon
A Saloon
The Pet Shop
The Lawnmower
I'm bald and don't need haircuts, but I let a cow lick my head in hopes that hair will grow again