Where is a womans yet???

[Whitmore]

I was watching the news tonight and they said



"Woman shot with 38 caliber, bullet is in her yet"



So I asked my wife where is a womans yet?



She got this funny look on her face and said



"Its not in her yet its in her still!"



So now I am really confussed because not only was I confussed as to the where abouts of a womans yet but now I dont know where the womans still is and what does that thing do?



Does the YET and the STILL work together somwhow to make the wierd horemoans that makes them the strange creature that they are?



The more I am around these females the more I get confussed about them





Cheers, Kevin

 

[jmeehan]

I think you're asking the wroung group. If any of us knew that much about women would we be here on the internet?

Well then again maybe some of us do know that much about women

 

[illflem]

Nope, horemoans is what I hear passing by the seedy downtown hotels

 

[lschultz]

Yet/Still/Hormones

Mines asleep now(cause she gets up so early:{ )cause she has to work tomorrow:{ :{ (I'm still off tomorrow but I will ask her about what these things are when she get home tomorrow(if I don't forget)but then she might start:-{} if I ask her.



Argh my daughter is home I'm gonna have to get off the puter

 

[NETim]

Forget it!

Any man who believes he understands women is clearly delusional.



When you screw up (and you will screw up) flowers will usually fix things up. Jewelry always does.



Tim

 

[TPCDrafting]

Whitmore is on a role, it must be a slow week at the gas plant.

 

[Shovelhead]

Either that or a slow leak at the gas plant. :-laf

 

[me4osu]

Is it similar to the "taint"????

 

[RustyJC]

Maybe her "yet" and her "still" are close to her "toome". They tell the story of a young boy who asked his dad where a woman's "toome" is... . he had heard a line in a Tim McGraw song where he... "held her to me. "



Rusty

 

[Mike Ellis]

I don't know the yet's exact whereabouts, but I do know that it is the last part of a woman to get ready to go somewhere, so it must be like a hairdo or such.



"Are you ready?"



"Not yet... "



"Come on, we're going to be late, are you ready or not?"



"I said not YET... "



As for that "still" part, all I know is I've run across it in "STILL mad", "STILL remember", and "STILL not ready... " so it must be nearly everywhere like an extra circulatory system or something.

 

[lschultz]

Whitmore brain has yet to develop cause its still in that gas plant expanding making him more and us with these questions.

 

[Mtngoat]

I know how to make a hormone... . Don't pay her. .

 

[Leon R]

This brings up another phrase "tickle her fancy" must all be the same thing. I asked my wife once after we drove over a cattle guard if that "tickled her fancy" she was not impressed.

 

[Doc Tinker]

You got me beat with this one, Whitmore. Of all the things I've thought about, I never would have come up with the Yets.



Doc

 

[BIGDIG]

Originally posted by me4osu

Is it similar to the "taint"????

When Ya put the mans "TAINT" and the womans "YET " together...

Ya get "TAINTED LOVE"

 

[Whitmore]

Originally posted by BIGDIG

When Ya put the mans "TAINT" and the womans "YET " together...

Ya get "TAINTED LOVE"

Taint?? is that the same as "the bridge of sighs"



you know that special part that every time you run you tongue across it she "sighs" as in aaaahhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhhh



cheers, Kevin

 

[BIGDIG]

If this post doesn't get yanked after that one,I'm starting a new BARN CHICK post

 

[lschultz]

Leave it up to Whitmore he's gonna do it again Kevin go stand in the corner



I am waiting for those Barn Chicks

 

[Camara]

I've been married almost 20 years and I haven't found her yet yet! Where is it? What's it look like? Does it smell? Horemoans? Does that have anything to do with night sweats? Do yets cause snoring? Does it make them cranky all the time?:-{}

 

[fest3er]

Originally posted by Camara
I've been married almost 20 years and I haven't found her yet yet! Where is it? What's it look like? Does it smell? Horemoans? Does that have anything to do with night sweats? Do yets cause snoring? Does it make them cranky all the time?:-{}

35 years now I've been trying to find out which part of the body is the 'fray'. I'd read that a soldier'd been shot in the thick of the fray and wanted to know if that was a dangerous or painful wound or nothing to worry about.

Fest3er