Where is a womans yet???

[me4osu]

Originally posted by Whitmore

Taint?? is that the same as "the bridge of sighs"



you know that special part that every time you run you tongue across it she "sighs" as in aaaahhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhhh



cheers, Kevin

You got it Kevin. Basic description: 'taint {meow} and 'taint {blank}, it is right between them".

 

[Mtngoat]

I remember in a Joseph Wambaugh book the cops went to a big bar fight. A woman had a knife wound to her lower abdomen. The rookie cop asked her if she recieved the cut in the fracas, she said, "no about 5 inches above it. "

 

[Champane Flight]

Golf

A woman gets stung by a bee while golfing. She goes to the clubhouse and asks for some ointment for the sting. The guy behind the counter starts looking at some of the ointments, one is "for external use only", ect, ect. He says "Lady, where were you stung?" She replies " Between the first and second hole. " He says "Your stance is too wide lady"!

 

[Mike Ellis]

Good one CF

 

[onestackdram]

this is by far one of the funniest threads I have ever read and passed it on to my friends that arent TDR members... it's great. Mostly because it's just two more spots a woman has that I apparently will never find according to my wife... LOL

 

[Deezul1]

If Ya'all understood women you would be having so much fun you would never be on here and by the amount of guys on here I know its not just me that doesnt have a clue.

I have learned 1 thing though, that to stay happily married requires only 2 words "yes Dear" and mostly after that you can do what you want anyway.

 

[Whitmore]

I am STILL looking for the YET does anybody have a clue to guide me in the right direction... ... ... I am determined to find that thing and check it out , maybe bomb it a bit



Cheers, Kevin

 

[lschultz]

Mrs TDR is watching you Kevin Whitmore. Now you gonna get BreaksEverything on this:{

 

[GWDiesel]

what's her Schnauzer?

A woman took her dog to the Vet. to cure a rash,And he wrote

a prescription, and she went to the drug store to fill it, the druggist

asked her where her rash was, she said oh it's for my Schnauzer!Oh" don't ride your bicycle for a week the man said. GWD

 

[onestackdram]

You know its pretty sad... ...





I copied and pasted this entire thread a few weeks ago because I was laughing so hard I had to share it with my 'non' TDR friends... . and in the few weeks that I passed it out it has made its way BACK TO ME>... ... LOL





Russell

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by lschultz

Mrs TDR is watching you Kevin Whitmore. Now you gonna get BreaksEverything on this:{

you called ?????

I left it alone

knowing "I" would get it pulled



but you asked for by name so here I go



Whitmore

"I am STILL looking for the YET does anybody have a clue to guide me in the right direction... ... ... I am determined to find that thing and check it out , maybe bomb it a bit"



Cheers, Kevin



ok here's a map

start at the top & go down , over a couple of bumps ( some bigger than others , so be care full ) continue headin south

& when the road splits STOP ! turn left or right & look for sand bar , playin on sang bar is ok but be carefull if you slip & fall in one way is ok that's creamy creek but the other is muddy creek

& WHOOOO boy ya get the not "YET" & not never - if I only had a dime



Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo.



hope that helped Kev

Brian/TROUBLE INC.



5 4 3 2 1

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Brian, can you draw us up a map. I think we could use a visual demonstration. I could provide the base map if you will draw out the route and label the correct destination. I've made that trek a few times but sometimes I don't see a sand bar at the fork in the road. Maybe I went over the wrong hills.



Reb [><]

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by Rebel_Horseman

Brian, can you draw us up a map. I think we could use a visual demonstration. I could provide the base map if you will draw out the route and label the correct destination. I've made that trek a few times but sometimes I don't see a sand bar at the fork in the road. Maybe I went over the wrong hills.



Reb [><]

would you like audio too ?? yea I guess it would help



ok what's this bace maps name & how aften has it been used ???

I have someone in mind I think you know who, she's always shoutin my name on here Oo. Oo. Oo.