Where's Kat?

[Doc Tinker]

Have you guys noticed that Kat has been missing since before Christmas Day? I think his last post said that he wasn't getting SheKat a ring for Christmas. I'm beginning to worry that SheKat might have stuffed him into a pair of Dockers that are two sizes too small and now Kat can't walk to the computer.



SheKat!! Let the poor boy out to play!



Shesh... I can't believe Kat's gotten so whipped that he won't post any more.



Doc

 

[Fireman Dave]

LOL, Doc. Maybe he's out looking for his nads.

 

[chuck3]

Oh Young Love Doc, I bet Kat don't even remember what TDR stands for right about now.

 

[Idaho Native]

TDR

In Kat's new lexicon it stands for Turbo Diesel Romance or Trade Truck for Diamond Ring

 

[LSMITH]

Maybe he is doing a feature article?

 

[KatDiesel]

This is SheKat........

Alright you guys... ... ... ... . I got a great peresent, so Kat is fine.



No I am not going to try anymore to get Kat to where Dockers, he has too cute of a butt not to wear Wranglers



Kat can play all he wants... ... . he has been busy and working overtime, so be nice.



It was a wonderful Christmas for the two of us, and he is the best man a woman could want



I will get a ring in due time



SheKat (Kat's woman forever)

 

[Fireman Dave]

Where's Frank?

Hey, who remembers M*A*S*H? Remember how whenever Henry asked Frank a question he would just sit there in silence while Hot Lips answered for him?



Sorry, I don't know what reminded me of that. It just came to me all of a sudden.

 

[LSMITH]

LOL@Dave!! I do remember that.

 

[chuck3]

Thats cold Dave, Kat must have spent too much on the truck and now haveing to work O. T. to afford the RING, poor guys got it bad.

 

[DarrellB]

Run, Run Like the Wind

Kat if I were you a would run away like a wild naked savage women are nothing but trouble I tell you. (gota go here she comes)



Big D

 

[Stefan Kondolay]

Guys you got to stop the OT = Ring talk. Krystal see's this and figures that I should be out doing the same thing. I tell her that OT = Truck parts but I don't know how long I am going to be able to keep this up. The nicer the truck gets the meaner she gets.

 

[LSMITH]

Get a new one Stephan, one that has the right priorities! DarrellB is right, RUN MAN!!!!! SheKat is the only one that thought the ring was a good thing that I have seen.

 

[Power Wagon]

hey now... Sell the truck if Need be... GET THE RING...



Make an honest woman of her, and become an honest man yerself...



I mean, this is a family site, no? Aren't we supposed to uphold the virtues and all? Get the ring, get married, get righteous...

 

[Fireman Dave]

Be careful

Next thing you know, we won't even see you around here anymore, and she'll be posting on the TDR instead of you, and... . Nah! THAT could never happen..... could it?

 

[danandamy]

Mrs Stefan on the prowl?

Hmmm, I think it's time for ol' Stefan to settle down and become a married man. Time to give up the fast truck and all the Ram Accessories Stefan. You are getting older now. So, seems how it appears inevitable, I'm here to offer you a few things to look forward to

1. Forget the drag racing. You will be too busy working all the time. Don't worry, it's only bad at first, you go numb after awhile.

2. Do you ever have to stop and think a minute to decide what to do? Once you're married you don't have to worry about that anymore because you ALWAYS have someone there, constantly, to tell you what to do.

3. Don't sweat the ring expense, it's only the beginning bro!

4. Hey it's not all work and no play. You can sneak onto your computer every night and hang out in the chat room with all the rest of us!!



Lastly, just in case you really are wondering what it's like to be married. Let me draw a picture for you. Ask yourself, what's your favorite meal. I used this for a friend of mine recently and he said tacos so we'll use that. Let's say you like tacos. Heck, you LOVE tacos. Now, eat tacos three times a day seven days a week for the next ten years. Believe me, after awhile that pork chop be lookin' good



gp dan

"Always glad to help"

 

[Fireman Dave]

Tacos...

Not only that, but you might be eating a lot of tacos NOW. After marriage, all of a sudden, the tacos aren't available as often, then you eat them less and less until you almost forget what they tasted like. Then you just kind of shrivel up and give in...

 

[danandamy]

... and what's really bad is after awhile, you start wondering if that other guy's tacos are better than yours... .....

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Here's an idea for you Kat. If she is really serious about getting married, don't do it until she spends 3,000 to 4,000 dollars on your truck. That is what you would spend on a ring right??????? Then get her to propose to you. Then you know you will be in charge! Gotta make sure!

 

[DarrellB]

Kat's gona be in trouble after She-Kat reads this one.



Say good bye while you can.



Big D

 

[redneckdr]

you guys aRe BAD

marriage ain't so bad. i've been happily married for 17 years. 17 out of 37 AIN'T BAD!!!