Who Wants An Arguement?

[lschultz]

Originally posted by 85CJ

Heck, your not supposed to scrub the spots OFF a dalmation, your supposed to make the rest of the dog BLACK! I thought EVERYONE knew THAT!



How's that for arguing? I'm not much good at this sort of thing.

Well at least you admit your not good at this sort of thing. The one that started this-well thats another story:-{}

 

[Doc Tinker]

TTT -



Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is to make love. "



"Well," said the other woman, "that will certainly revolutionize the game of hockey!"

 

[JSmith]

ha ha

Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says, "Thanks for freeing me I will grant you one wish"

The fisherman looks around and says, "well we are almost out of beer, how about you turn this whole damn lake into beer". *POOF* the jenie grants his wish and leaves.

His partner slaps him on the chest and says, "What the hell did you do that for, now we have to **** in the boat!!"

 

[ronco]

My Karma ran over my Dogma! Any suggestion?





Ronco

 

[PaulCreamer]

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.

After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.

Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.

I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afraid to pee

 

[rMetzger]

Very old guy orders a banana split, while slowly and gingerly climbing onto the barstool. Waitress asks, "crushed nuts?" and he answers, "no, just arthritis"

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Clinton stirs up the pot pretty good? How about Rhino Liner VS. Line X?

Did some research on Line-X vs. Rhino Liner. Line-X beats it in most categories. Went w/ Line-X. Very Pleased!