Why God Loves Blondes !!

[DRR-24V]

WHY GOD LOVES BLONDES



A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business

has gone bust and she's in serious financial traits. She's so Desperate

that

she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help

me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to Lose

my house as well. Please let me win the lotto. " Lotto night comes and she

Does not win.



Brandi again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've Lost my

business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car. " Lotto Night comes

and Brandi still has no luck.



Once again, she prays... "Dear Lord,why have you forsaken me? I've lost

my business, my house, my car. My Children are starving. I don't often

ask for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEEEASE

just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in

order. "



Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as The heavens open and

Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself... "Brandi, Work with

me on this. Buy a ticket. "

 

[DarrellB]

ROTFLMAO



I know a blonde named Brandi. :-laf :-laf :-laf



Darrell