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REASONS Why is a Cummins Turbo Diesel (CTD) is better than a wife...
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1) The CTD does not mind if you SMOKE (after all, it does [or SHOULD]!!)
2) If the CTD is too loud (yeah right!) you can simply turn it off
3) No one has ever complained about their truck being too heavy
4) It is easy and cheap to increase the size of the CTD's "tubes" (lol!)
5) You don't mind if your friends come over and put their hands on the CTD
6) The CTD won't drink YOUR BEER
7) The CTD will never notice or complain about your weight
8) You can take the CTD up north for the weekend with the guys and they don't complain
9) Cost of ownership of the CTD is definitely lower
10) Performance Mods for the CTD (cause you want it to "perform" different) are never objected to!
11) You can cover/uncover the CTD's rear end as you see fit
12) Your CTD will carry your beer home from the store and not complain about it
13) If your CTD gives you problems, you can sell it and get another one without alimony or social condemnation!
14) Not a problem to trade in an old CTD for a newer model (see 13)
15) Insurance is a lot cheaper on the CTD than a wife
16) You won't get in trouble for referring to the CTD as having a "slushbox"
17) Your CTD won't protest "stacked boxes" - in fact it will usually perform better!
18) It is solely YOUR choice what lube you use with the CTD
19) Getting "hitched" has a whole different meaning with a CTD
20) The CTD does not get offended when you refer to it as "stacked"
:-laf
Keep 'em Cummins TDR Members!!
(This is ALL in fun only - please, no flames!)
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1) The CTD does not mind if you SMOKE (after all, it does [or SHOULD]!!)
2) If the CTD is too loud (yeah right!) you can simply turn it off
3) No one has ever complained about their truck being too heavy
4) It is easy and cheap to increase the size of the CTD's "tubes" (lol!)
5) You don't mind if your friends come over and put their hands on the CTD
6) The CTD won't drink YOUR BEER
7) The CTD will never notice or complain about your weight
8) You can take the CTD up north for the weekend with the guys and they don't complain
9) Cost of ownership of the CTD is definitely lower
10) Performance Mods for the CTD (cause you want it to "perform" different) are never objected to!
11) You can cover/uncover the CTD's rear end as you see fit
12) Your CTD will carry your beer home from the store and not complain about it
13) If your CTD gives you problems, you can sell it and get another one without alimony or social condemnation!
14) Not a problem to trade in an old CTD for a newer model (see 13)
15) Insurance is a lot cheaper on the CTD than a wife
16) You won't get in trouble for referring to the CTD as having a "slushbox"
17) Your CTD won't protest "stacked boxes" - in fact it will usually perform better!
18) It is solely YOUR choice what lube you use with the CTD
19) Getting "hitched" has a whole different meaning with a CTD
20) The CTD does not get offended when you refer to it as "stacked"
:-laf
Keep 'em Cummins TDR Members!!
(This is ALL in fun only - please, no flames!)
