Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Beer
No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No Internet.
No Baseball
No Football
No Basketball
No Hockey
No Golf
Soccer only, and all the time
No tailgate parties.
No tailgates on camels
No Hooters.
No Pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No Burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
Ever try to fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left. (Like life isn't complicated enough already. )
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No music.
No radio.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Then they tell you that when you die, it all gets better!
No mystery here.
Let's see now:
No Beer
No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No Internet.
No Baseball
No Football
No Basketball
No Hockey
No Golf
Soccer only, and all the time
No tailgate parties.
No tailgates on camels
No Hooters.
No Pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No Burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
Ever try to fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left. (Like life isn't complicated enough already. )
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No music.
No radio.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Then they tell you that when you die, it all gets better!
No mystery here.
