Hope this one doesn't "offend" any... oh the he!! with it. Be offended if you must.
WHY ARAB TERRORISTS ARE SO WILLING TO COMMIT SUICIDE:
Let's see now:
No premarital sex.
No oral sex, ever.
No booze.
No titty bars.
No Playboy channel.
No organized sports of any kind to speak of.
Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"
F@*#ing sand everywhere.
No CTD's to drive.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating with your right hand only 'cause you wipe your butt with your left.
Constant wailing from the dumbass next door, no wait, is that music? Can't tell.
Bar-B-Q cooking over camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils.
Oh, and by the way, when you die everything gets better
WHY ARAB TERRORISTS ARE SO WILLING TO COMMIT SUICIDE:
Let's see now:
No premarital sex.
No oral sex, ever.
No booze.
No titty bars.
No Playboy channel.
No organized sports of any kind to speak of.
Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"
F@*#ing sand everywhere.
No CTD's to drive.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating with your right hand only 'cause you wipe your butt with your left.
Constant wailing from the dumbass next door, no wait, is that music? Can't tell.
Bar-B-Q cooking over camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils.
Oh, and by the way, when you die everything gets better