DBickel,
I know you are just kidding but, Yeah, we do get some rain, down here.
We've, actually, had people drown on our streets in low lying areas where normally dry creekbeds called "washes" fill with fast running water after heavy rains.
Back in 1995, we had a storm with 115 mph winds clocked at a nearby airport. Blew about 20% of the shingles off the roof & knocked a large Saguaro cactus over, crashing into my back porch, breaking the roof.
Roofs & fences all across the northwestern part of the valley were destroyed.
We have a Monsoon season, from July through September & it's not uncommon to get rain most days.
Arizona is a pretty interesting, diverse State.
Joe F. (Buffalo)