Womanizer or lady's man?

[rich m]

Originally posted by Steve M

You always hit the nail on the head.

You've never seen me attempt carpentry!

 

[Papa Joe]

Rich, is your nailing like lightning.



Never strikes twice in the same... ... oh never mind

 

[rich m]

...that's kinda personal...

Originally posted by Papa Joe

Rich, is your nailing like lightning.



Never strikes twice in the same... ... oh never mind

Depends what I'm "Nailing"

 

[Steve M]

That reminds me of the funniest line in the movie "Porky's". When Meat says "hey get ahold o' yourself there Peewee you're motor's runnin. " You should be careful there Rich, you could do some serious damage with your hammer flyin'. "Wahoo" isn't indian for "oh baby!" "Wahoo" means "Wrong Hole".

 

[rich m]

...in Chinese, it's pronounced 'oo-ray...

golf joke told to me by a classmate, of Asian Indian descent, from Zambia, at Pharmacy school in Oklahoma





Salesman was on business trip in China. Checked into hotel. Promptly contacted the local "rent-a-chick". While conducting that particular business transaction, the girl repeatedly hollered "hoo-ray! hoo-ray!" which led him to believe he must have been her best client all day!



Next day, while on the links with the ACTUAL business associates, he teed off in the wrong direction, put the ball on the wrong green and all the other players said,"hoo-ray!" the interpreter then leaned over and said "wrong hole!"

 

[Papa Joe]

I meant sixteen penny... ... as in framing nails !



Not as... ... ... ... That cost you sixteen penny.



Besides, that's not all it's cracked up to be

 

[Steve M]

Asian Indian descent from Zambia in Pharmacy school in Oklahoma and plays golf? That ain't yer typical Georgia boy is it!

Papa Joe, You ain't a kiddin... That's why after I had my fair share of harlets in my younger days, (no, can't say I ever paid for one), I thought it would be better to finance one from there on out. Then (like your typical Ford owner) I had to trade that one for a good one! Now if this one starts giving me trouble or gets reposessed by her previous owner, I might see if Dodge can build me one with a Cummins motor. Must have a Dana 80 and duallies. Gotta love them breeder hips!