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Three Women -- One German, One Japanese And A
Hillbilly -- Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The German
Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others
Looked At Her Questioningly.
"that Was My Pager," She Said. "
I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm. "
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Women
Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear.
When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My
Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand. "
The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be
Outdone, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As
Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From
Her Behind.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Hillbilly Woman Finally Said, "well, Will You Look
At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax.
Hillbilly -- Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The German
Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others
Looked At Her Questioningly.
"that Was My Pager," She Said. "
I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm. "
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Women
Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear.
When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My
Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand. "
The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be
Outdone, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As
Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From
Her Behind.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Hillbilly Woman Finally Said, "well, Will You Look
At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax.
