Words Women Use

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WORDS WOMEN USE

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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are

right

and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks

-

this

will cause you to have one of those arguments.



FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your

football

game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even

trade



NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is

usually

used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside

out,

upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument

that will

last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"



GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over

"Nothing"

and will end with the word "Fine"



GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You

will

get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by

"Nothing"

and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she

cools

off.



LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot

at

that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you over "Nothing"



SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that

she is

content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay

content



THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a

man.

"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying

you

back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used

with

the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow. "



GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty

big

trouble.



PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the

chance to

come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it

is that

you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and

you

shouldn't get a "That's Okay"



THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome.



THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks. " A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"

when

she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended

her in

some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh" Be careful

not to

ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you

"Nothing"



Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they

can

avoid if they remember the terminology!