Worse pickup line you have used or heard

[Hummerchick]

Here's one - Oh I never felt like this before, you make it so easy to fall in love.

 

[Whitmore]

Way back when I was single and 17 years old I would use this one



Hey tickle yer @ss with a feather?



And if she was offended and said WHAT I would reply with



Its particuarly nasty weather





I still use this one on my woman all the time



Wanna have sex???... ... ... ... . NO... ... ... ..... Well me either so lets get it over with, heheheheheh



Cheers, Kevin

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

I bet your legs are tired



Why?



Cause youve been runnin thru my mind all night.



Damn baby youre finer than a new set of snow tires!

 

[No Neck]

My best friend loves to dance. The only time I dance is when I'm to drunk to stand (It's OK, he drives on those nights). So one night we are in this dance place and George is having a great time. I'm standing around, drinking my beer when this gal askes me to dance. I tell her I don't dance and I'm only here becauce my friend likes the place. She then askes me, if I don't dance what I can do. Being past the point of caring I respond that "I 'F*&%' like a wild animal. She steped back, looked at me and said, "That's good enough for me". The rest was history.

 

[RT66DOC]

How about "Well... f**k me if your name ain't Yolanda. "



(Note: Better chance of success north of the Mason-Dixon and probably real bad odds in Brownsville. )

 

[Camara]

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

 

[Shovelhead]

Just a few:



1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.



2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.



3. Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love



4. What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.



5. Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.



6. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.



7. Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')



8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?



9. What's that in your eye? Oh... it's a sparkle.



10. If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?



11. Can I see that lable? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.



12. Do you like raisins? How about a date?



13. So... How am I doin'?



14. I miss my teddy bear... Would you sleep with me?



15. You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me.



16. Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart.



17. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?



18. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



19. Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.



20. Can I flirt with you?



21. Hi, my name's _____, but you can call me "lover".



22. (another quarter line). Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.



23. (lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.



24. What do you like for breakfast?



25. Say, did we go to different schools together?



26. Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?



27. (At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?



28. Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You : "Do you have the energy?"



29. You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?



30. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.



31. I'm new in town... could you give me directions to your apartment?



32. I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen... on a Wednesday



33. I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?



34. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.



35. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.



36. Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.



37. Do you have a boyfriend? · Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me · Want one? · Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero



38. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.



39. Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.



40. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?



41. If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.



42. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.



43. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.



44. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.



45. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?



46. I envy your lipstick.



47. I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?



48. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it.



49. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.



50. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.



51. Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.



52. Is it me or am I gorgeous?



53. I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.

 

[NETim]

OK, here's a couple. Mind you, I don't and never did have the guts to use these.



1) Great legs... when do they open?



2) How do you like your eggs. scrambled or fertilized?



Tim

 

[Jumbo Jet]

"Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and sex?"



When they say "NO" - ask them if they want to go to lunch.

 

[GIT-R-DONE]

" You should be arrested"... ... (Why is that) "Cuz it should be illegal to look that Good"

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

This is an actual line to a song that I listen to often:



"Hey sugar, how you doin? Your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude. What do you mean where's my girl? She's probably with your man. can we f*$k?"



Here's one that my buddy used when he was trying to get a waitress' number for me. "You need to let me have your number. " "Why's that?" asks the waitress. "Because I've got a partner that would sure like to f#&k your brains out. " For some reason he didn't get her number.



Brian [><]

 

[C. Harlan]

Several here. . PM Me for the good ones... I dont need to get kicked off...



1. Let's play circus... Why dont you sit on my face and I guess your weight?!



2. I cant say the other one... PM Me, and I will tell y'all!



-Chris-

 

[Doc Tinker]

Hand her an asprin, when she says "I don't have a headache" You say "Then you don't have an excuse"



Doc

 

[Wayno]

Originally posted by Hummerchick

Here's one - Oh I never felt like this before, you make it so easy to fall in love.

Oh come on now you bound to have ( been told ) more than one , since you are a Bartender . Tell us some more Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[lschultz]

Had Friend that use to get it from his wife when she was asleep. And she never did wake up when this activity was taking place. She would wake up in the morning and ask him what he did to her last night. Never worked on my wife. As soon as I touch her she wake up-leave me alone,what do you want,I was asleep,is that all you think of,are you a *******,I'm tired,I have to work tomorrow,etc,etc,etc.

 

[RT66DOC]

"The great masses of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to their graves with their song unsung. " Thoreau, I think.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

do you like Apples ?

let's go back to my place

& act like rabbits

how do you like

them ApplesOo. Oo. Oo.



BREAKS EVERYTHING Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[jtisdale]

Why do you keep looking at me like a piece of candy that you want to suck on?

 

[TowPro]

Years ago my buddy and I used to hit the local bars looking for girls. He was a pharmaceutical salesman at the time. Several times I would meet a girl and her and her friend would join us at our table, we would start talking to them, etc, etc. My buddy used to like to talk about himself, and sooner or later the conversation would lead to what he does, and don't you know every time he would ask the girl "who is your gynecologist?" Then he would say "Ya, I know him (or her). Usually would turn a girl off real quick!

 

[BIGDIG]

Well I thought this was the best one,shocked me at first cause I never met her. Well it all started at the TDR Northeast chapter 2nd annual Seafood thingie this weekend,when a lady walks over to me and says "would you like a piece of a$$" I looked at her quickly and said to myself,self... . HECK YEAHOo. then she pours me a drink... ... ... . AKA... a piece of a$$. . :{