Worst Pain Ever

[RHARVEY]

I have given birth to 16 kidney stones!!!I know how to spell Demerol(tables or shots)



Rick

 

[fest3er]

Originally posted by Evan A. Beck





2. Appendix. Imagine someone throwing an ax in your gut, and them moving it around for about 20 hours. That my friend, s what appendicitis feels like.

Ditto on the acute appendicitis. Nurse done tol' me that that's the closest a man can come to knowing what it feels like to give birth. Getting hit by a VW Beetle in the 3rd grade (and leaving a grapefruit-sized dent in the VW's hood), and falling off my bike and landing on my head on a raised chunk of granite in the 7th didn't hurt so bad. Shoot. Driving the tip of a staple (pneumatic) into the tip of my thumb wasn't so bad. Having mal-adjusted ski boot pressing the outer ankle bones into the boot shell wasn't so bad; that only hurt some for a year or two after. A 600' vertical fall over the lip and down Tuckerman Ravine was, in comparison, a hang nail.



I sure did appreciate the nurse giving me a shot of that wonderful painkiller (Demarol (sp?), I think).



Fest3er

 

[Happy Camper]

Having a hole drilled thru your heel and a bolt inserted so they can put you in traction for a month and thennnnnnn!! to remove the bolt with out medication. Insert crescent wrench and turn until it comes out of patient kills you!



I guess pain is necessary but I could do without most of it.

 

[Doc Tinker]

How about having a root canal without being numbed or sedated?



You're watching the drill being directed toward your face. The dentist keeps hitting the pedal that makes it accelerate. zweeer. . zweeer. . You've heard that sound before and you know what it means, but have you forgotten? It was so long ago...



The drill comes closer and you feel the metal against your upper lip, as the dentist adjusts to get the right angle. Then it lands on the tooth, with a loud ZWEEER, that seems amplified by your empty head (empty... because if you had half a brain, you would have taken better care of your teeth and you would never experience this).



The drill begins to grind into porcelain and you smell the odor of a dead animal (that should be in the worse smell thread). At that moment, you grab the arms of the chair. You want to YELL, but you can't for fear of getting your tongue cut off by the drill. The pain shoots up to your eyeball and through to the back of your hollow head (remember... no brain?).



So... you suffer through the grinding of the drill, as time seems to stand still. You think about how great it will be when you get out of there. The dentist office has become a personal Hell.



Now... the dentist seems satisfied that he's removed the rot from your sick tooth and places the drill on a tray in front of you. You relax, because you made it through the worse part.



Or... was that the worse part? Suddenly the dentist has both hands in your mouth. He starts pushing what feels like a huge rat-tail file into your tooth. You feel it hit your gum and go clear to your eyeball. You want to say something, like: "Watch it! You're gonna poke my eye out!" But, again, you can't say a word, since he's forcing your jaw so wide, it's sure to pop! Up and down he goes, moving the file, to remove what's left of the nerves from your tooth, gums, roof of your mouth, eye and half of your face!



Now... the dentist removes tha file and squirts water in your mouth. He tells you to spit and you're tempted to spit it on him, but you warily look at the drill on the tray and think better of it. The worse is over... Relax... All that's left now is the filling... Then you can go out to the reception desk and confirm your appointment for the next root canal.



hehehehe



Doc

 

[Chad Sheets]

There was a guy at Bathesda medical Center who was my room mate. He had these vise looking things on his legs that the Nurse would come in once a day and twist. He said they were lengthening his legs a couple mm at a time. He said his legs were all compacted and crushed in a car accident that was caused by lightning hitting his car. He had been in there for 18 months when I was in there. That would suck.

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Originally posted by Murle

I think losing a loved one or a dear friend is about the worst pain that a person can bear. I would endure any kind of physical pain to bring that person back. Sorry but I lost a son 22 years ago. He was 7 years old. And the pain is still there.

Murle,



You hit the "nail on the head". The pain from burying a son or daughter must be devastating ( an understatement).





The pain from when a pet dies is also tramatic



Also,

See the first post in this thread. The"smiley face" thread icon is totally inappropriate for this thread.



Take Care

 

[JSoloman]

Oh please... ... ... ... . try this on... . 10 lbs of baby while weighing 105 lbs at the time... . 26 hrs of labor. That was the LAST baby passed through that canal.

 

[HEMI®Dart]

JSoloman



I would never want to be a women.



The pain would probably be worse than most of these threads.





An old girlfriend once said when I asked her if she'd wished she was born a man. She said " Hell no, I wouldn't want something hanging between my legs. Do you decide what side you're going to put it on each morning?"



I said "Nah, you can't really notice it's there"