Worst Smell Ever

[Jeff H]

A Swine barn when its about a 100 degrees outside. Almost start to hurl in the first 5 minutes.

wheeeeeeee, wheeeeeeeee

 

[Bigsaint]

I think I can beat that

A burned up body from a car wreck or, most likely worse yet ( I wasn't there) a pile of mush, that once was a human being, before he died in a trailer ( in the hot summer) and was left to be half eaten by his own dog, which then proceeded to defecate upon the body and the interior of the trailer for one week. Beyond description.



Scott W.

 

[WOWZY]

Making the mistake of shooting a Skunk from 5ft. away.



A friend and I were going to dispose of a big Rotweiller that had got hit by a car about a week earlier. We were gonna put it in the back of his pickup and take it down to the swamp, so we grabbed the legs and started swinging him and on the count of "3" were gonna pitch him in. We only made it to "2" and the dog tore in half. We both lost our lunch

 

[Andy Perreault]

Maybe Doc Tinker will post another poll about this subject.



When I first saw the title to your topic, I thought maybe you just changed your differential fluid and you added the little bottle of friction modifier (or whatever it's called) for your limited slip. That stuff stinks!

Andy

 

[Doc Tinker]

No poll for this one Andy. There'd be more than 10 items to list in the poll and I'd miss something.



When I was a kid, the cops found a new Vette with a dead body in it. Me and my buddies went to take a look at the car, after it was towed to the gas station. Boy, what a nasty smell! I heard later that a guy bought the car for a few hundred bucks, and had to strip the interior, then clean every inch of the car with acid to remove the smell.



Doc

 

[Doc Tinker]

I saw a racoon, dead on the road, the other day. It looked like he'd been there for several days, all bloated up, twice his normal size. Sure would hate to be around when someone drives over him and busts his gut open!



Doc

 

[Doc Tinker]

A friend of mine, Max, used to drive an ambulance, back in the days when ambulances were stations wagons. He got a call to a house where a guy was found hanging in a closet, several days after he hung himself. Max claims the body was swollen up and the skin was real tight.



Max and the assistant shoved a gurney up to the torso, cut the rope and the body fell nicely onto the gurney and they thought the worst was over. That was until they rolled him out the front door and started down the steps. That's when the body rolled off the gurney and hit the cement.



Well... Max says the body split open, spilling guts and stink all over the steps and sidewalk. The assistant's eye popped and he took off running. Max stood there yelling for him to come back, but the guy never stopped and Max never saw him again. One of the cops ended up helping Max load the corpse.



Doc

 

[Straight6Jeff]

I've smelled a corpse at 2 weeks in the summer, Some poor bast$%d died up in his scouting stand in august 1988 in upstate NY. I was riding my 3-wheeler and could smell it for 300 yards. Never will forget that smell.



Does anyone else have a really sensitive nose? I can always smell things WAY before people around me. Let me tell ya, in an elavator, this is not a good thing

 

['956Wheel]

A cancer patient two days before death.



Or, big George at work after a "authentic" Mexican lunch.



No wait a minute... the guy at 7 eleven! peee yooo!

 

['956Wheel]

HEY DOC..... got lunch?

 

[C Schomer]

I used to haul caustic soda to a sheep hide cellar and I got a tour of the place before the guy showed me where to unload. They soak the hides in huge vats of caustic soda solution to disolved the fat off the hides. Then the fat collects into big balls and floats on top. I felt like someone had their arm down my throat trying to pull my stomach out! The next worst was a protein feed plant(where livestock byproducts went to be cooked) I used to haul from. Craig

 

[Briar Hopper]

world's largest pig slaughterhouse

A few years ago, I was a foreman in the Special Services dept. of a large electrical contractor. I was sent to TarHeel, North Carolina as part of the Process Controls/ Automation Group, to help oversee the final controls wiring of several large panels & systems. The plant was the world's largest hog slaughterhouse, and had been under construction for a year and a half at the time I was there, by the Stellar Group out of Jacksonville,Florida.

Anyway, I had to engineer and build a small panel in the sewage plant out back (bigger than the plants in small cities) to control some flow valves. We built it in the office trailer, then had to hook it up in place, and troubleshoot it. They had just started up operations that week, pigs were being brought in and processed. Everywhere you looked outside the doors of the sewage plant, were small-to-medium sized puddles of puke, most dried, a few recent. The smell from the plant was horrible. I used my company-issued (strict requirement by the Stellar Group)foam earplugs as nose plugs, and did a lot of mouth breathing. Got to where I swore I could just about taste it.

Not only that, but the safety director for the Stellar Group about went ballistic on me, when he saw me. He tried to get me thrown off the jobsite, before my boss managed to stop laughing long enough to convince him my hearing loss was real, and pre-existing, thereby erasing any legal obligation to wear them in the right holes . There was a run on earplugs for several days after others saw me, pretty soon everyone was wearing 2 sets, one for the ears, the other for the nose... .

The sights and smells in that plant affected me so much that it was a full 2 years afterwards before I could eat any pork products... .

 

[EMDDIESEL]

Dead animals, followed by gear oil!

 

[Mill Rat]

Back when I was a young lad we used to have an active dairy farm. During a hot spell in July we had a lightning storm and one of our cows was aparently struck by lightning. We found her 3 days later, stinking and well bloated. The next day one of our local guys with a backhoe came and burried the carcass.

I still remember having to hose out the bucket on the backhoe, boy, that was a fun job!

 

[The patriot]

I used to work in a hospital. They had a body flown in from NY state that was found in a pond in the spring when it thawed. He was a pilot that was missing for a few months. Pretty ripe. It was obviously in the morgue, but it stank the whole section up. I knew the guy that worked in the morgue, he told me thay have a bunch of bags around it, but cant stop the smell. He told me "wait till it fully thaws".

Cancer section of the hospital was pretty bad too.

Eric

 

[WOWZY]

Burnt auto transmission fluid is near the top also.

 

[Papa Joe]

I'm sorry to say, but this is the bottom





... ... ... . for me... ... .

 

[Doc Tinker]

Anyone use Valerian Root to help them sleep? This stuff has got to be the worst smelling herbal-medication. It smells like thousands of dirty socks, all packed into a single capsule. It's so bad, that my hand smells like it for hours, after I've handled the stuff and soap won't get rid of it. It really works for helping me sleep, so I guess I'll live with it and hold my nose while I take it



Doc

 

[illflem]

Sure fire way to create your own portable rank smell - eat two cups of three quarters cooked soy beans and wash it down with a couple glasses of orange juice. Carry extra underwear if you do this.



Doc, the researchers where I work are growing Valerian and put the root in a still to extract the oil. Since I'm the only one with a boiler operators license I have to be there. You're right, it stinks. You don't even want to sniff the extracted oil, you can't shake the smell for a couple days.

 

[QRTRHRS]

Originally posted by WOWZY

Burnt auto transmission fluid is near the top also.

Another guy and myself were working on a backhoe or something one time with a bad transmission. The oil came out looking something like Yoo Hoo. We had drained it into a cut down 50 gallion drum. I started to carry this oil over to the bank where we used to dump all the oil. (Yep, that's what we used to do) Anyway, this tub slips out of my hands kind of slow motion like, falls on the ground, the oil slops way up in the air and falls on my head. Talk about greasy kid stuff. And yeah, I was pretty rank.