You know you are a diesel head when....

[f.boyle]

Glad I'm not the only one. I am my own bus I have one year left.

Frank

 

[Motorhead]

You look at every Gas Station(that you don't have to stop at because you are driving a fuel efficient truck) to see if they sell Diesel and HOW MUCH per gallon.

 

[Whitmore]

You know you are a diesel head when you spend so much time with your truck that you forget to pay attention to you woman but once a month when she needs your manhood she puts a sprinkle of diesel behind her ears to get your attention ... ... ... . Kevin

 

[HoleshotHolset]

... . your girlfriend wants to use a piston ring off a Mack E7-427 engine as a 'choker' necklace thing. (This happened last night... )



... . you don't move out of the way, slow down or stop when a car is coming right at you going the wrong way down a one-way street. (This happened tonight... . )



I'm such a diesel head... .



Matt

 

[nickleinonen]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset

... . your girlfriend wants to use a piston ring off a Mack E7-427 engine as a 'choker' necklace thing. (This happened last night... )



... . you don't move out of the way, slow down or stop when a car is coming right at you going the wrong way down a one-way street. (This happened tonight... . )



I'm such a diesel head... .



Matt

does she want to use the fancy plasma faced keystone top ring or the plain tapered chrome 2nd ring?? lol

 

[HoleshotHolset]

... . you turn down the radio (while your favorite song is playing... ) just to hear the sound of the mighty Cummins accelerating onto the highway. (did that this AM... . )



I busted the fancy ring trying to 'test' how far it would bend... :-laf



So we had to use the 2nd compression ring... .



Matt

 

[nickleinonen]

lol

 

[HoleshotHolset]

..... you drive down to the firestation and download all of the videos from the pulls at Thunder in Muncie '02 just to show the guys how much diesels kick butt!!! (did this tonight... )



Matt

 

[rubberneck]

Pull in to the garage in the wifey's suv and wait for the turbo to cool down. She looks at you and says what are you doing and then it hits you. There haynt no turbo

 

[rubberneck]

If you have ever made a U turn even though you were late for work, just for the opportunity to smoke out one of your friends.



If you have ever missed your exit becaue you had to show the gasser how a truck should run



If you have more fun racing the fords and dmaxs up the hills while towing the sand toys to the sand then you do riding the toys when you get there



If your wife uses your TDR buddy list to ask for ideas for christmass and Bday presents



If your neighbor has ever come to your house and said, "Hey isnt this truck like almost brand new?" Your response "Yup" Them, "How come you have to put a new clutch in it already" or " Explain to me why the head is off"



Family gatherings turn in to pi$$ing contests over whos truck smokes more.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Good ones rubberneck!

 

[HoleshotHolset]

... you install a 5" stack despite all the negatives people tell you about.



... . you drive PAST your place of employment so you can hear your newly installed stack off-highway.



... . you look out the window at your truck with your 5" stack at lunchtime and wish you could "be there" *tear in eye*



Matt

 

[TPCDrafting]

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... and then, you're disgusted with the non-diesel vehicle when you let out the clutch with no throttle and the poor torque-less thing dies.

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I start the wifes Saturn out in second gear (as I do in the truck) man that makes her mad

 

[HoleshotHolset]

It also makes 6 speed owners mad when you start out their trucks in 1st!!



Matt

 

[jerryrigg]

... . When your 7 year old DAUGHTER comes home from school and asks what we can do to the truck today!!

 

[TxDieselKid]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset



... . you look out the window at your truck with your 5" stack at lunchtime and wish you could "be there" *tear in eye*



Matt

GET A LIFE MATT!!! Go eat some Clam Chowder with the girl or something! Why not let her use YOUR piston for once! Got a pic... lol



Andrew-had to get ya back bud!

 

[JMichelson]

Diesel Head

You know you’re a diesel head when think ATS, DTT, BANKS or AMSOIL debates are more exciting than an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

You justify all the time you spend on TDR to your wife by telling her the debates on this site are legitimate theater.

 

[f.boyle]

When you don't need to call your girlfriend to make a date because she can hear your CUMMINS cummin and is... ... ..... even had time to get ready:--)

Frank

 

[BK]

wife is becoming a diesel head when....

you know when you wife is becoming a diesel head when... .



you say the lift pump is going bad and she said she thought the Ram sounded different.

AND

She hears you pull up into the driveway in the CTDRam and without tell her you replaced the lift pump and she says : "oh you fixed it... ... . sounds normal now"

 

[JFitzgerald]

to continue the wife thing...

... . when your wife tells you "we should sell my Cherokee and build a crew cab Cummins powered truck, and keep the current truck too. Oh yeah, I know I got a good wife.