You Know You Are a Dieselhead When...

[DGStrate]

... when you quit your job because they block access to TDR.



Ryan

when you spend hundreds of dollars for a PDA-type cell phone w/browser and Internet service BECAUSE your work/job blocks the TDR... !!



TRUE addiction... (Don't ask me how I know... !! lol!)

 

[DGStrate]

Or how about...

When you purposely move FARTHER away from your job location just so you get extra time to spend in your truck every day!!

 

[Moose Truck]

You know it's damm cold out becuase your truck goes to "3 Clyinder Fast Idle Mode. "

 

[JustinLee]

If you've taken a shower with fast orange (or other grease removing soap).



Might make a better redneck joke though.

 

[DGStrate]

...

When you are willing to stand out in the bitter cold winter weather, drizzling the last 4-5 gallons into your truck to get it full into the tank's neck just so you can accurately check your mileage!
...

 

[JGrefenstette]

If you've taken a shower with fast orange (or other grease removing soap).



Might make a better redneck joke though.

funny you say that ... ... i have a gallon jug of GOJO(same as fast orange) in my shower. i love to watch as the back water pours down the drain. GodBless GOJO :-laf

 

[JGrefenstette]

oh, alright yall..... i forgot to add this.



today at the community college, in my public speaking class i was suposed to give a 3-5 minute speach on the difference between my "public self" and my "privat self". . hahah yea a bunch of crap right? thats what i thought. but we were supposed to bring in an object or visual aid to base our speech around.



most kids brought in poster boards with pictures of things they like to do, and to display the "private self" they would put things that they didnt want anyone to know, one the back side of the board or somthing... . you get the point.



my visual aid... ... . a 4qt jug of Rottela-T 15W-40. :-laf well i used it as the fact that as the jug contains what the label states, i am what i say i am and have no supprises. :-laf it actually would have been pretty good, except for the fact that it was supposed to be 3-5 mintues. . mine was like 40 seconds

but the thing that threw it over the top, the teacher wanted us to leave our items in the corner for her to take home to complete the grading process. as i walked back to my desk i asked her in all seriousnes, "do i have to give you my jug of oil or can i keep it? its full an i paid for it hopin to put it in my truck... . " she told me to keep "my jug of oil"..... hmmm ill be anxious to see what this grade is:-laf hahhha oh well whats a guy to do?

 

[Moose Truck]

When you consider Rottlela-T 15W-40 an "essential " oil. (Don't worry, essential oil is a Girl thing ) :-laf Moose

 

[Crunch]

When it really torques you to hear the weekly gas price averages across the your city, state and country and they don't include the average diesel prices.

 

[icman95]

When, walking into my dispatch office after fueling my work truck and dripping some on me, the dispatcher asks "What's that smell?" I simply reply "Truck driver cologne!"

 

[KCraft]

sounds like yall have the wrong women. my wife gets just as excited as i do when we drive around and listen to diesels at stop lights.

u know ur a dieselhead when ur colonge is called diesel!!

eat, sleep, diesel!!!

that engine rattle make u horny

 

[rbattelle]

When you buy a pair of brand new Die Hard Platinums and store them for months inside the house, right in a high-traffic area, in order to keep them at a nice, comfortable 70°F while they wait to be installed in the truck.

Storing them in the cold garage would just be cruel!

-Ryan
(And also when you remember this thread and revive it 5 years after the last post. )