You Know You Are a Dieselhead When...

[daveshoe]

---When you see your ''Dieselhead Post'' in the [paper] TDR magazine and refer to yourself as a Published Author.



== When you and your daughter try to pick out the Cummins powered school busses at school sporting events==and then argue over which is a twelve valve.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

daveshoe said: "---When you see your ''Dieselhead Post'' in the [paper] TDR magazine and refer to yourself as a Published Author. "



I resemble that remark. :-laf



Matt

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

When you make your friend drive your truck down the road, just so you know what it sounds like from the outside.

 

[ThrottleJockey]

Your wife's friend comes over with her two new babies, you hear 'twins' and you come runnin' in the house all greasy from just being under your truck wanting to see a couple of Holsets and it's only two drooly babies who happen to look alike.

 

[ThrottleJockey]

Your idea of a kick a$$ stereo system is the business end of a set of dual stacks.

 

[ThrottleJockey]

Sport superstars to you are named Kent, Gene, Dave, Eric, Jim.....



You search Expedia for exotic vacations to Muncie and Terre Haute, Indiana.....



You feel the same way about Thornville, Ohio as Dorothy did about the Emerald City.....



You Are SERIOUSLY considering putting that single stack through your hood!

 

[Double J]

Originally posted by ThrottleJockey

Your wife's friend comes over with her two new babies, you hear 'twins' and you come runnin' in the house all greasy from just being under your truck wanting to see a couple of Holsets and it's only two drooly babies who happen to look alike.

ROTFLMAO :-laf

 

[GFritsch]

When you jump out of the truck after shut off and stick your ear to the tailpipe just to here the turbo spinning.

 

[Moose Truck]

You Know That You Are a Diesel Head When...

You do not drink "Red Truck" brand wine because it says on the label "No Diesel is in this truck"!!

 

[BlowinBlackSmoke]

Originally posted by TurboDiezel

when you are not in your CTD and roll up to a stop light, and roll down the windows to listen for other oncoming diesels.



you can name what type of diesel engine/truck before you even see it.



Someone comments to you how loud your truck is and you reply, with a grin and a chuckle, "Ain't it, though!"



Regardless of outside temperature, you still roll down the passenger window when in tunnels, under bridges, or beside Jersey walls, just so you can listen to your truck.

hahahahahhahaha man that is me 100% i love doin that stuff!

 

[BlowinBlackSmoke]

Originally posted by TurboDiezel

When you make your friend drive your truck down the road, just so you know what it sounds like from the outside.

dude there u go again... . everytime i make my pipes louder my cousin races up the raod so i can hear it!

 

[BlowinBlackSmoke]

hers my 2 cents... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....





when u go by someone and u wanna show off so u hit the gas a little harder to make the turbo go while u fly by them









when u find urself polishing ur turndown pipe whenver u get a little mud on it









when u find urself laying under ur truck just to look at ur echaust







when ur wallaper is the Cummins logo plasstered allover!







when u join a Turbo Diesel Register forum! (lol)









when u think removing the cardboard from ur radiators from winter in the summer is a mod for ur truck! lol







when u keep pics of ur truck in ur wallet before ur gf's pics!







when u watched The Fast and the Feriuos becuase the main characters name was vin DIESEL!







when u make a cummins stencil and plaster it everywhere!











when ur the only teenager on the diesel forums! hahahahhaah









when ur idea of going out for a drink is goin whereever the diesel is the cheapest and whereever u can show off ur truck while pumping fuel!









ur girlfriend hangs up on u becuase all u wanna talk about is ur truck, especially when she hagns up and u dont relize it so u keep goin on with the story!











when u put a sled pullin hitch on ur truck and u dont even pull!









u pull ur truck out of the garage just so ppl goin up the raod can see ur baby!















u have a good side and a bad side of ur truck!









when u stay up till 2am to talk to ppl in the forums!











when u go to the Napa stores just to get there really think catalogs and u just browse everypage to find all the diesel parts they carry!













while ur gone to work u tape "Trucks!" on spike TV













when u wait for the light to turn green and u start off like ur in a pull ( especially with an automatic)













when ur wifes car is a diesel

















when u find urself looking at every diesel goin up ur road and tryin to see if u know the person and know if ur truck is better than theres















WHEN ur wife says if u go to that truck pull im leaving and u say... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...





well... . im gunna miss ya!









thats enough for now if i come up with more ill put them up... good thread!

 

[Cummins Pilot]

When your girlfriend gets hit on by some guy in a truck and she says "its not even a diesel".

 

[JustinLee]

 

[Moose Truck]

You Know you are a diesel head when...

You briefly consider divorce when your wife walks into the room as you are watching "04 Dodge cummins sledpullin DVD" and she says "What's that weak sounding lawn mower noise?"

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

LOL.

 

[Moose Truck]

Dieselhead...

When your friend returns your "04 Dodge cummins sledpullin" DVD and says "You are some kind of a sick Diesel Head, Moose!"

 

[JoshPeters]

Originally posted by BlackSmoke4Stroke







u have a good side and a bad side of ur truck!

I qualify for this one! Hey 249,000 miles in Minnesota winters will do that! :{ I wish I had salt on my fries, not on my roads!



Josh

 

[BlowinBlackSmoke]

this is a good thread dont let it die!

 

[SRadke]

You refuse to let people pay you after they "allow" you to work on their CTD



-Scott