You Know You're Getting Old When:

[BillH]

Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and your answer,"Pick one, I can't do both!"



Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and your're barefoot.



A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



You don't care where your spouse goes, just a long as you don't have to go along.



You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.



"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.



"Getting lucky" means you can find your car in the parking lot.



An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.







I'm sure this list could be added to.



Bill

 

[Whitmore]

You know your getting old when your wet dreams get dry and your farts get wet !



You know your getting old when your semi-annual erection turns into your annual simi-erection !



cheers, Kevin

 

[EricBu12]

When your broad mind and narrow waist change places

 

[nickleinonen]

You know your getting old when your semi-annual erection turns into your annual simi-erection !

that brought a tear to my eye... :-laf

 

[SOOT]

When you end up like Whitmore















































Oo.

 

[Whitmore]

Hey Marshall, I aint gettin old yet but I can see it from here

 

[lschultz]

Or you boys talking about Doc T??????