You Look At Other Woman?

[rrausch]

Very good Lurch!

Well, 2 things. One, my sweetie does not like me looking. And while I used to love to ogle women, I have gotten to where it just makes me feel better to only look at her.

Two, If you don't look at them, they will look at you! Women can't stand it when they think they are looking all foxy and then a guy doesn't look at them. Especially if you are in close proxemity to the sweet young thing.

It makes them curious about you. It makes them think you are "not like all those other guys". LOL! In reality you are EXACTLY like all those other guys, only smarter!:-laf :-laf :-laf

The trick is then first you don't look at them, but once you notice in your peripheral vision that they have checked you out, THEN you look them right in the eye and say something funny or touching. My favorite line, back when I was single, was,

"Do you have a cell phone?" pause while they try to figure out whether you are nuts or what... "Because I just wanted to call God and tell Him I just found his missing Angel. " Man that used to get them EVERY time! You could just see their little hearts melt!

 

[redneckdr]

mostly no........

a quick glance, even mild study, OK. prolonged staring, drooling, panting are out. she ROTFLHAO a couple of years ago when we were at Epcot. about 2:00 PM i told her that i just had to go back to the motorhome, that my eyes were just simply worn out.

 

[The patriot]

Originally posted by LSMITH

She used to get mad, but has gotten somewhat used to it. Unless I trip over my feet or tongue looking it generally does not get me in trouble. Turning to follow is not healthy either .

Yea, pretty much what he said... .

Just as long as I dont stare tooo long.

Eric

 

[The patriot]

My wife feels that my staring is "disrespecting her".

She is a very good looking woman, but I tell her that she's "conquered territory" or "known territory":-laf :-laf :-{}

She dont find this as amusing as I do... .

Eric

 

[Oliver88]

My wife and I both look, nothing wrong with just looking. Neither one of us are jealous, although I have some friends with wives that get extremely mad when their husbands even look in the direction of another woman.

Greg

 

[me4osu]

My Wife points them out too

Usually she says "those have got to be fakes". What I hear is "CHECK OUT THE RACK!!!".



She knows she married a heterosexual male, so she knows I will look whether she likes it or not. Actually she does not mind, as long as I don't stare. I am allowed to look at the menu, I just can't order, and I especially can't eat.

 

[dresslered]

I look..... My wife points them out..... But more recently I've discovered that they sure don't see me!

 

[Rotty]

me4osu



"Usually she says "those have got to be fakes". What I hear is "CHECK OUT THE RACK!!!".



She knows she married a heterosexual male, so she knows I will look whether she likes it or not. Actually she does not mind, as long as I don't stare. I am allowed to look at the menu, I just can't order, and I especially can't eat. "



WE usually point them out to each other... ... .

Looking at the menu is normal, but ordering and eating has always been out of the question! Remember, what is good for the goose is good for the gander. .

I am very happy with my wife and I definately don't want to try and break in another one. No time or money... .

 

[me4osu]

Originally posted by Rotty

I am very happy with my wife and I definately don't want to try and break in another one. No time or money... .

I completely agree. I would not like going through all of the preliminaries again. After thirteen years we have learned to get along quite well.

 

[Jeff H]

Like a deer staring at headlights.

 

[Amianthus]

Staring...

My wife doesn't mind if I stare. I can even drool and pant. Okay maybe not. SOMETIMES, I even get to talk to them. Then I usually run away in horror.



But wasn't staring at women, the only reason why mirrored sunglasses were invented?

 

[bighammer]

I must be pretty good at it cause as I was reading some of the responses to my wife, she said "You don't really look at other women do you. I've never noticed it. "



Oh no, not me :--)

 

[TomGolden]

Wife????

Wife ??? What is that?? Another new BOMB product from DD or BD or DTT or South Bend or Edge or... ... ... I better start saving my pennies now so I can afford one of them for my truck... ... ...



hehehehe



A wise old man I once worked with while in college, at the local Parks Department, in summer... ..... told me that when he got married, he told his new wife that she married everything except his right eye Oo.



My ex-wife hated even the thought of me looking at other women, she felt threatened by every woman on earth except for my sister, mother and grandmother. She knew how much I love cars and especially trucks, but every time a sweet ride went by, I would admire it also. I tried to explain to her that if I ever could afford my dream car/truck (this was way before I bought Godzilla), that I would still admire other sweet trucks, but would be completely content with my own she didn't think this was an acceptable comparison... ... .

 

[Steve M]

I like that analogy. My wife accepts that but doesn't really like being compared to a truck.

My ex was jealous of the attention I got with my Harley. I never once cheated on her or gave her reason to believe I would. But she was quite concerned about the attention I got just the same. What a shame. She made me feel like a million bucks when I was with her. She left me for a lumpy looking dirtball where she'd feel safe. It backfired. He was a quiet cheat with his scarey looking girfriends. "Wolf in sheeps clothing". She wanted to come back but it was too late.

Wife number two has a different approach. She wants to try and break me down and lower my spirits so I'll be a puppy and stay home. What she doesn't understand is, from my perspective, I get insults at home and compliments from others. Guess where I'd rather be. If she'd let the wolves have her ex and give me the compliments at home, I wouldn't notice the attention from others. She doesn't understand this and it'll likely be our downfall. What a shame. She's a looker too. She gets compliments from me and from other men. I get insults from her and compliments from other women. This is supposed to keep me home? Go figure.

 

[BK]

I look, my wife laughs if I trip while my attention gets lost.....



As a wise man once said... I maybe married, but I ain't dead.



You can look at the menu all you want, as long as you eat at home.



Thats one of the best things about driving on the beach. We have 7. 5 miles of a 5mph speed limit. My neck gets sore.

 

[Karl2500]

Thats one of the best things about driving on the beach. We have 7. 5 miles of a 5mph speed limit. My neck gets sore.

Ooh man I miss Smiths Point! Hows the piping plover problem this year?

 

[BK]

Karl2500...

of course... sections are fenced off. .

worse is demo... . one stinking plover decided to nest in the tracks on the road along the inlet (behind the dune) to the cut!

 

[DarrellB]

Single myself.



Remember, if you blink every 5 seconds it's not considered stairing.



Had a steady girl friend for about 3 years. One day she desided she wanted to get married because all her friends were getting married. I told her I was to immature to get married (that went over really well ) Now she's got some SOB married and just last month he put his 99 crewcab PowerJoke up for sell and bought her a brand new Lexus. (Poor *******:-laf )



Single, as long as I can hold out.

Darrell

 

[Steve M]

Ya say you were too "smart" to get married? And now you're basking in the sweetness of poetic justice? Man you got it too good! I don't know if you should send this guy a thank you card or a simpathy card. :-laf

 

[rrausch]

and just last month he put his 99 crewcab PowerJoke up for sell and bought her a brand new Lexus.



Oh Well... ... ..... it WAS only a Ford after all! Now if she had made him sell his Dodge/Cummins... ... It would PROVE she was a wicked, wicked, woman.