you might be a dieselholic if.....

[DieselBuzz]

Finally!

I'm flattered, a big thread about my screen name. :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[R.E. Miller]

Big Saint!

I am a dieselholic, an I was wondering if the friends of mine who are also dieselholics who have 24v's should take the 12 step program twice



Russell

 

[WaynesWorld]

dieselholic

:{ Cure for dieselholics;

1]Take two batteries and call me in the morning

2]Open my centerfold from TDROo. Gaze at the full length truck photos

WARNING: :-{} Don't let wife catch you in bed with the centerfold open

3]Turn over dirty rag drum---- Dive into ---like it was a pile of autumn leaves

4]Open the cabinet of clean, but still fragrant, rags. DO NOT EAT ANY:{

5]Hang the Pine scent air freshener from both ears

6]Throw your LARGE:-laf Pile of truck catalogs up in the air --buy the first dog-eared page item

7]Park on the overpass--- watch the diesel trucks--- no sniff--the diesel trucks go by

8]Chain yourself to your wifes diesel truck till she tells you where she "lost your keys"

9]Go to the Dodge dealer to look at new diesel trucks

10]Go to 18 wheeler truck show to see the concerts

I am not responsible if this doesn't work! It didn't help me! But then I'm not complaining.

WAYNES WORLD

 

[MMiller]

Hello I'm Michael and I too am a dieselholic. There is no sweeter sound than a cummins breathin through straight pipes, a big ole cat rattlin the jakes through some 6" stacks or a super stock pullin tractor runnin 4 turbos, diesel fuel and the iron man sled puttin the hurts to it!!!



I don't need help, just need summer to get here so I can hook my cummins to the trailer and haul my pullin truck to the fairs and hear the SWEET SOUNDS OF SUMMER!! lol!!!Oo.

 

[Bigsaint]

R. E. Miller



That WAS the 24v program. I have a 6 step program for the 12 valvers .



Scott W.

 

[R.E. Miller]

Ha ha..... OK, even shorter none the less!



Russell

 

[Leewhiskey]

I am addicted. I'll admit it. Diesel is all I have ever driven. I cannot stand to drive gassers. Or Duramaxes, they drive like gassers.

One of the best parts is flooring it and listening to that low rumble go to loud roar with an ear piercing whistle. Not as much fun here at college anymore cause everyone knows who it is and don't turn and gauk. Mine addiction is also contagious, it has spread to almost everyone whose has heard or ridden in my truck. There is one girl whose always says "If I was a guy, your truck would give me wood. "

Gotta love that truck...

Addicted to diesel for life,

Chris

 

[Whitmore]

OH MY !!!

one girl whose always says "If I was a guy, your truck would give me wood. "

Gotta love that truck...

Addicted to diesel for life,

Chris



Call a lumberjack... ... we have wood

 

[jwilliams3]

I dont know if someone has said this already.



You know your a dieselholic if... ... .....



You adjust your passenger side mirror to watch smoke pour out of your exhaust pipe!!

 

[ghalim]

Dieselholic Deer Hunter

One who leaves his truck idling under his deer stand in hopes of "RATTLING" up a buck! Yes - you might be a "RED NECK DIESELHOLIC"!!!!



TGINA "Thank God I'm Not Alone!

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Wow I really do have issues.



(1) I have called out Engines by sound only.

(2) I love the smell of my kerosene heater in the winter.

(3) If it's only 2 degrees outside the passenger window is allways down a shade for that Majical music found only with 4inch straight.

My mood swings = to that of the price of diesel.



NO I DON'T NEED HELP!!!!



I need to go and hug my truck

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[JTMcCracken]

You people have some serious problems, thank goodness I havent slipped into the darkness. You should seek professional help, soon. Has your wife demanded a new washing machine so she doest have to wash the "good clothes " with your diesel soaked rags? I thought so, your wife needs help too.

 

[Breck]

You might be a dieselholic; If you spend more time under your truck then your wife!



Your wife might be a dieselholic; If she buys you a new 5" crome extention and tells you, "that's not going on the truck!"





:--)

 

[Whitmore]

YA YA YA

I know I am a diesel-a-holic when I am under my truck and from the waist down is still pokin out and when my wife brings my dinner out to me , she cant get my attention so suddenly I feel like she is doing a HOOVER treatment

IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[o_mccarroll]

I know I've got it. Rode the bike out to a little ice house west of Houston, and was sitting in by the window having a beer when I heard "clackityclackityclackity rrrrrrrrr CHIRP!!!!" I knew right away it was a Cummins!

 

[_MACKIN]

Anouther one



YOU might be a DIESEL-OHOLIC if you polish your Chrome Tip with the truck ideling, because you luve the smell of diesel fuel exhaust and you think the TEARS in your eyes are for the love of your truck not that you going to pass out any second... ... ... . LOL

MAC

 

[SOOT]

Just becouse my passengers side mirror's electric motor is worn out doesen't anything Oo.

 

[Peter Campbell]

I know this guy pete- I think he is a dieselholic. John deere 4600 diesel BH/loader, 1998. 5 24V with lots of extras and on top of that he wants to buy a 2004 prior to the EGR crap with all the expensive options- no cure.

 

[hdm48]

WHAT???

And here all this time I thought I was perfect. Now you guys/gals tell me I have a problem! OH THE SHAME!!!!!

OK, I'll admit it, I open the pasenger side window when I drive next to buildings.

I open it again when I drive through tunnels.

I tell my wife to "listen to that, doesn't that sound cool?"

I ***** about the smell of the gas pot in front of me in traffic.

My wife comes home and accuses me of hugging my truck even though I try to hide the polishing rag.

I ridicule others for buying a truck to pull a horse trailer with a gas engine.

Wadayamean it smells like diesel in here, I don't smell anything!

I tell my truck I love it more often than I do her.

I tell my truck 'she didn't mean it, she doesn't understand'

To get me up early in the morning my wife tells me she is taking my truck to work.

It's not my fault, I'm a dieselholic