DANG! Ya know I thought that would bite me eventualy ... . I just knew it!
ummm, I think your mud terrains kind of eliminate you from the 'riceboy' category... Regardless of the 'Cummins Power' decal
I find the riceboy trend to be particularly interesting... I have been dealing with them for a while now in the street racing scene, somewhat of an annoyance to a real car (like gnats buzzing around everywhere, just getting in your way). They always rev their engines to all holy hell, and will always give you the "staredown," but will never run you for money.
After a rather heated debate with one fella over the relative meaning of the word "fast," I decided to run my truck against his mitsubishi something-or-other (which he said was
really fast). Initially he wanted to race my Camaro SS, or my domestic crap as he put it, but I told him he must first beat the CTD before I will even let him see the Camaros taillights

. He was pretty ****** when he was unable to walk away from a 4x4 truck loaded with tools and 4 people.
A while back a local news station ran a special on the 'midnight drag racing scene' and interviewed several car owners... One point of interest were the huge wings these people place on the rear decks of their "sports cars. "
When asked about it, one guy who owned a Honda Civic remarked how "It gives me the extra stability I need to drive at higher speeds. They're not just for looks, they really are important. "

I wonder how long it's been since that guy has attended physics class
I think I am going to write a book for riceboys:
Functionality is out of style: The importance of rear downforce on your front-drive vehicle.