Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
1. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers.
2. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
3. Someone asks you what you do for a living and you lie.
4. You get really excited about a 2% pay increase.
5. Your biggest loss from a system crash, is that you lose your best jokes.
6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
7. It´s dark on your drive to and from work.
8. Fun is when "projects" are assigned to someone else.
9. Communication is something your "group" is having problems with.
10. You see a good-looking person and know it's a visitor.
11. Free food left over from a meeting is your main staple.
12. All art involves a white board.
13. All real work is done prior to 9:00am and after 5:00pm.
14. You´re already late on the assignment you just received.
15. Dilbert is your favorite cartoon.
16. Your boss´s favorite lines are ... _ "When you get a few minutes ... " "In your spare time ... "_ "I have an opportunity for you ... "
17. 99% of the people in your company do not know what you do.
18. 99% of the people in your company do not care what you do.
19. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January.
20. Change is the norm.
21. Nepotism is encouraged.
22. Your company announces no pay increase because it is investing money in a new aircraft development.
23. Your company announces no pay increase because the airline industry is in a downturn.
24. Your fear to fly is becoming even worse.
25. Everyone at the company says that without his work there would be no aircraft.
26. An ordinary secretary has more power than an old engineer.
27. You read this entire list and understand it.
2. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
3. Someone asks you what you do for a living and you lie.
4. You get really excited about a 2% pay increase.
5. Your biggest loss from a system crash, is that you lose your best jokes.
6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
7. It´s dark on your drive to and from work.
8. Fun is when "projects" are assigned to someone else.
9. Communication is something your "group" is having problems with.
10. You see a good-looking person and know it's a visitor.
11. Free food left over from a meeting is your main staple.
12. All art involves a white board.
13. All real work is done prior to 9:00am and after 5:00pm.
14. You´re already late on the assignment you just received.
15. Dilbert is your favorite cartoon.
16. Your boss´s favorite lines are ... _ "When you get a few minutes ... " "In your spare time ... "_ "I have an opportunity for you ... "
17. 99% of the people in your company do not know what you do.
18. 99% of the people in your company do not care what you do.
19. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January.
20. Change is the norm.
21. Nepotism is encouraged.
22. Your company announces no pay increase because it is investing money in a new aircraft development.
23. Your company announces no pay increase because the airline industry is in a downturn.
24. Your fear to fly is becoming even worse.
25. Everyone at the company says that without his work there would be no aircraft.
26. An ordinary secretary has more power than an old engineer.
27. You read this entire list and understand it.
