Young man's guide to dating

[mwilson]

Take 5 or 6 minutes when you get a chance and watch this, I'm still laughing...........watch to the end...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc3LUCu8-IU

 

[BIGNASTY]

A little off subject, I can tell ya what NOT to do in just seconds to get wedded bliss of 38 years to disappear in a hurry.#@$%!

We are going for a horseback ride/ picnic today with some of the GIRLS of the family. I came in from doing my chores and heard a bunch of cackling hens on the TV. #@$%!

I asked which one of you put this XXXX on the TV? (Housewife's of B hills) I asked what's it doing on this early in the day? Penny said she recorded it. My comment was one word, WHY???

She said Its no different than some of the things you watch!! BS!!! these are Bxxxxx's that have the vast vacuum of SPACE between their ears and are arguing over the color of the sky!! or why the grass is Green!! and You Watch This?

I could tell that Penny was upset, so I said I have just one more question if I might? What the hell happened to that one chicks lips? :-laf ( Lisa Renna) I thought that my FIL was going choke laughing so hard,

FIL asked don't you find that sexy? I find it disturbing!!

Penny hasn't said another word from that time on.

TO THE DOG HOUSE!!!!


BIG

 

[mwilson]

I dated a girl years ago that fell into the "No Go" potion of the chart. He is right....

 

[BIGNASTY]

Several of the Guys watched your video Mike, We are ROLLING on the floor!!! Penny is so mad that she cant see straight:-laf

I think FIL is going to need a 911 call :-laf

 

[RustyJC]

Where was this guy 50 years ago when I could have USED this information??

Rusty

 

[TJJEEPER]

That right there is funny and true.

Big, My wife does the same thing... RECORDS that asinine show. I was smart enough to just leave the room shaking my head. I did make a comment about the lips though, "did someone punch her in the face to give her those fat lips?"

 

[Deleted member 995608]

Women are nuttier than squirrel poo. If I ever get divorced, I'll never mary again. I have several friends (both men and women) that have never married or had children and are 100% content with their lives.

 

[fest3er]

A bachelor is a guy who doesn't make the same mistake once. (Variously attributed to Phyllis Diller, Ed Wynn, a Gary Cooper role, and others.)

 

[BIGNASTY]

Gentelmen Jason Sr. (BIG's Father-in-law)

To the orginal poster of this thread, Mr. Wilson :-laf

I have done some further reading of E-mail Jokes, there are some pretty funny jokes on that thread that Gail set me up with before his departure.

Gail was still laughing insessantly as they rode out of sight about the part in the video, where it was said that its a Unicorn, It just doesnt exist, Its a GUY!!:-laf Penny still giving him HELL with every laugh.

If!! he hasn't curtailed his humor in this he will be paying a price for his laughter. :-laf

Just like to congradulate you on one of the best ones in a LONG TIME!!


Jason

 

[mwilson]

Jason,

Glad that you enjoyed it....The Unicorn (capture it and bring it to us for study so that we might replicate it) was pretty good, any lower on the crazy scale and it's a guy.. I am still laughing about that one myself.

Mike.

 

[The patriot]

Ahh geez...who let Yaeger in!

Well anyway, I'm married to a redhead for 28 yrs. She was never a stripper (although she could have and probably STILL could pull it off) so do I get some special metal or something for still being alive and somewhat sane?

 

[RUSSELL5000]

One of my sons found that on the web one day so I had seen it before. Got to say I laughed just as hard the second time.

From my experience, 100% accurate information.

 

[Bill Lins]

I asked which one of you put this XXXX on the TV?

I have learned, through painful experience, that movies on the Lifetime Channel are only to be interrupted in the event of life-threatening emergencies. Otherwise, there's liable to BE one!

 

[Bill Lins]

This one's for BIG!

Two ole' boys are out fishing.

One tells the other "I think I'm fixin' to get a divorce."

The other guy asks "How come?"

The first one says "My wife hasn't spoken to me in over three weeks."

The second one says "You might want to think about that some- a woman like that's hard to find!"

 

[BIGNASTY]

Pop & I glance at each other across the room and have gone from histeria to a smile with under the breath Giggle.

I don't care what Penny watches really, She kind of misses the Social life she had in So.Calif. So if this makes her happy its fine. My question is that shes got so much more going on UP-STAIRS than any of those other Ladies!! So what's the attraction?

This is Reality TV? I don't want or need to be around Reality if the TV show is what its like. I will live out my life in what ever Demention my Twilite Zone is In!!

Pop said where he went wrong is listening to my comment about the Big Lipped Girl.

She could suck a Watermelon threw 50fT of 5/8" Garden Hose and put the seed back in as it came out!!! She worried me those lips look DANGEROUS!!

 

[BIGNASTY]

Just watched it again :-laf

 

[Bill Lins]

:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[Deleted member 995608]

Only women understand other women, and women hate each other.

 

[BIGNASTY]

Only women understand other women, and women hate each other.

I think your right on this Jason. Penny didn't get upset because I thought that she was anything like the ones on her show, it was that more often than not women are very shallow in their requiremtents for a life partner. And are easly figured out that they are the half of the couple that's thought of as not being worthy of being listend to, and then for ALL women to be lumped into ONE large group is just wrong.

I asked her if she wanted to see the show again? there are 3 groups not 1 :-laf

She told me not to push it.

I was asked what I was doing when lifting her nightgown? I said that she is in the Unicorn group and I'm Just making sure that I'm not with a Dude :-laf YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO EXESIST!!!

 

[mwilson]

I was asked what I was doing when lifting her nightgown? I said that she is in the Unicorn group and I'm Just making sure that I'm not with a Dude :-laf YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO EXESIST!!!

Holy crap!!!! You do live on the dangerous side.....