Your favorite saying

[ANicklas]

Below the laser symbol on a machine at my old job:

"Protect remaining eye"



:-laf

 

[JacobsD]

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"



"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on your sister"



My co-worker says: "Theres two kinds of trucks. A Ford and Can't Afford" (Funny, sence he said that he's switched from a Power Stroke to a Duramax Oo. )

 

[JApol]

I'm hungryer than a hostage.



I'm on it like a bum on a bologna sandwich



I'm on it like a bum on a card board box.

 

[MKinner]

"Sweatin' like the tooth fairy in west virginia"... . :-laf

 

[Highfinance97]

"It's only Money, they will print more"





Michael

 

[jeepit]

The bank has money I haven't even borrowed yet.

Busier than a two peckered billy goat.

 

[The patriot]

uhhh, before I was married....

:-lafI'd hit that so hard her drivers license would get black eyes. :-laf

 

[C. Harlan]

Her legs are so big and dimpled, it looks like she got hit with a sock full of nickels!



She fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every damn branch and limb on the way down!

 

[ANicklas]

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face!

 

[BigPapa]

My ol' pappy used to say:



"You never have time to do it right but you always have time to do it over. "



Scott

 

[Steve St.Laurent]

Alright guys. Keep it clean. Masked profanity is against the forum guidelines and I'll just delete any posts that have it in it.

 

[DCreed]

what do you want?... a cookie?



I'm gonna beat you like a red headed stepchild!!



give it to Mikey , he'll eat anything!



haven't seen him in a coons age



where ya been? under a rock?



smooth move exlax!



so? sew buttons zippers outta style!



so you have to ask yourself, do ya feel lucky? well do ya... PUNK!



how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[JApol]

CUMMINS guys keep it straight, the others go both ways!



Sorry DCreed thats to good to pass up

 

[Cummins Pilot]

Hammer to fit, paint to match.



When in doubt, throttle out.



You are screwed up like a football bat.



That sounded exspensive.



Its all free at our level (what you say at work when you need something exspensive).

 

[6BT-Dakota]

She is so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and someone beat it out with a shovel



She looks like she did the 100yd dash in a 90yd gym

 

[DCreed]

Fred Sanford: "you're so ugly, I could mix your face with some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

 

[DennyDay]

"I'm so happy I could sxxt twinkies. "

"Be cheaper to build a gallows on the court house lawn than build a new jail. "

"Ya can't fix stupid"



Denny

 

[CSnyder]

Procrastination is like masterbation... your still only effing yourself in the end!

 

[JFlagg]

"He could mess up an anvil with a rubber mallet"

"Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken"

"If I wanted any lip out of you I'd open my zipper"

"Better to be a smartazz than a dumbazz"

Q: What did I tell my wife when she had 2 black eyes?

A: Nothing, I already told her twice!



Q: Why are womens feet smaller than men's?

A: So they can get closer to the sink/stove!



My wife loves those... . especially when I'm doing the dishes:-laf

 

[KAlder]

I admit, I am a homophobe. That's why I don't like you.

My buddie usually drinks too much, whenever he yaks he says " OOPS, I spilt my sammich"