Your favorite saying

[Highfinance97]

"Oh boy I ate way too much!!!, Its a good thing im belemik"



"If you need anything, Ill call you"





LOL





Michael

 

[rbattelle]

"No matter how dumb you plan, there's always someone dumber".

[An rbattelle original! I use it at work constantly. ]

Ryan

 

[Steve St.Laurent]

Us programmers have one that's real close to that:

"No matter how idiot proof you make a program they come along and invent a bigger idiot"

 

[Radshooter]

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.


Do not hurt when holding is enough.
Do not wound when hurting is enough.
Do not maim when wounding is enough.
Do not kill when maiming is enough.
The truly great warrior is he who needs not kill.


We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful, and have been doing so much with so little for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

 

[nickleinonen]

"No matter how idiot proof you make a program they come along and invent a bigger idiot"

someone called?



:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[Cummins Pilot]

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.

This is one of my absolute favorites! We use it a lot in aviation.

 

[Stake Man]

On the back of my GLHS- "I can see your point, but I still think you suck. "

and- "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing. "

 

[d90boy]

"Hotter than a 3 balled tomcat"



"You look like a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond"



"If it has t#ts or tires it's going to give you problems"



About the origin of a person of low worth: "His dad must have jerked off in a flower pot"



What you say to the dad of a person you want to belittle: You should have shot that one under the bed"



"Colder than a well digger's *ss"

 

[Cummins Pilot]

Before you try to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.

 

[Highfinance97]

"You can tell the same lie a thousand times, But it never gets any more true"





Michael

 

[jnelson]

Always tell the truth, that way you dont have to remeber anything.

 

[PRout]

If sense is so common, how come you don't have any?

 

[skobylenski]

There's nothing common about common sense... .

 

[DCreed]

no matter how many times I cut this, it's just not long enough!!!

 

[6BT-Dakota]

Custom isnt bought it is built



and



Speed costs money, how fast you wanna go ?

 

[DWeiler]

Can't remember if i posted this before, but i every time some one says"YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER,BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK----my dad would always say-AHH YES ---TRUE---BUT YOU CAN "DROWN" THAT S. O. B. ---makes you think.

 

[outlawram]

If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport

 

[skobylenski]

If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport

Oh man, that is soooo fitting for my life right now. Made me laugh, which is a good thing, thanks

 

[FullSack]

keep it wrinkled

I'd give her a jump

 

[kowaliga]

'I'm so lazy I don't want a B. J. ' has a crisp ring to it!