Your favorite saying

[The patriot]

No matter how good she looks, some where, somebody is tired of her azz.

 

[RandyHamilton]

Do not hurt when holding is enough.

Do not wound when hurting is enough.

Do not maim when wounding is enough.

Do not kill when maiming is enough.

The truly great warrior is he who needs not kill.





QUOTE]



Thomas Covenant Trilogy?

 

[RandyHamilton]

(He, She, It) , , , , useless as a soup sandwich



When asking my Dad if he wanted me to do x,y,or z for him as he seemed to be having difficulties,, his reply,,,



I'm screwing this dog, you just hold his head,,,

 

[loncray]

Heh, heh - excellent!

How 'bout: "He/She's a picnic shy of a few ants... "

 

[RandyHamilton]

And we are off... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..... just like a prom dress





Wife just grins and shakes her head... ... ... she remembers



Cheers, Kevin

Now THAT's FUNNY!!!

 

[Radshooter]

Do not hurt when holding is enough.
Do not wound when hurting is enough.
Do not maim when wounding is enough.
Do not kill when maiming is enough.
The truly great warrior is he who needs not kill.


QUOTE]

Thomas Covenant Trilogy?

WOW!!! Talk about a blast from the past!! YEP, that is exactly where it is from. WOW. That must have been almost 30 years ago that I read that trilogy. It had to be late 70's or early 80's. I was pretty heavy into the warrior fantasy stuff back then. Are those books still in print? Or are you an old-timer like me?

Take care... ...

 

[Cummins Pilot]

That idiot couldn't find a book in a library.



Nothing more permanent than a temporary repair.

 

[kowaliga]

If I tell you a duck will pull a freight train... you hook him up!



( from my childhood friend's father. . a Jersey Yankee in the deep South. . a wonderful man )

 

[LumberJack]

it is better to be tried by twelve, than carried by six

 

[The patriot]

Ya just cant make up crap like this.....

 

[DavidGardner]

24 BEERS IN A CASE-24 HRS IN A DAY. CO-INCEDENCE ? i THINK NOT.

yOU ARE IN THIS LIFE FOR A GOOD TIME-NOT A LONG TIME. ENJOY TODAY.

 

[MOWPAR]

You can lead a ***** to culture but you can't make her think.



It's not how deep the well or long the rope, it's how you swing the bucket that counts.

 

[BBrundrett]

1. I'd rather jack off a cheetah

2. If it flies,f****, or floats, rent it.

3. Chance favors the prepared mind.