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The meters from Geno's came all wrapped in brown, but the little pressure gauge would not go down. The mechanic said the sending unit tis' fine, and Andy said did you connect this and that line?... . and then the fight began!



(But then they sent a new gauge in record time!!)



Ken
 
My girlfriend asked if Dodge made a bigger front seat that would make her butt look small. I took the bait and said "No"... ... ... and then the fight began!
 
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... Indy Diesel Nats ...

That fired a fuzzy neuron, bringing to mind a vague memory of a man, a brass pole and a g-string. I didn't see it, so I'll make it even hazier; mayhap it need not be forgotten.

There once was a man from Connecticut
Who wanted to make men apoplectic.
So clad in his g-string and with pasties in place
Around his brass pole a routine he did trace.

While the women gathered as close as they might,
The men all fainted or ran or laughed at the sight.
Together they pushed and jostled in a jiffy
To offer their ones and fives and even a fifty.

Laughed one, "I have great mirth!"
Cried another, "I was here first!"
And so the fight began
Around the Connecticut man.

There seems to be a hint of Ogden Nash in my style... .

After ten years of diesel events and haps, you all should have plenty of stories that can be twisted and bent.

By the way, my main goal in this thread is to see how many keyboards I can cause to need replacement. :D :D
 
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Told the Wife, Hey they have a new Challenge on TDR. Creative writing, She said: stick to the Challenged... . and then the Fight began
 
That fired a fuzzy neuron, bringing to mind a vague memory of a man, a brass pole and a g-string. I didn't see it, so I'll make it even hazier; mayhap it need not be forgotten.







There seems to be a hint of Ogden Nash in my style... .



After ten years of diesel events and haps, you all should have plenty of stories that can be twisted and bent.



By the way, my main goal in this thread is to see how many keyboards I can cause to need replacement. :D :D



Bit off topic... whatever happened to Connecticut man ??
 
I RV travel with a diehard and mouthy Ford Superduty owner, and when his Ferd barfed out it's transmission on one of our trips along the Oregon coast, I took a picture of it being hauled off to the repair shop for a transmission transplant - then sent pictures of it to all our mutual friends:



#ad




And THEN the fight began...
:-laf:-laf
 
Day Two; I then said, "Ok show me a picture of a Ram with a Powerstorke swap!", and then the Fight Began!



Moose...

Oh Man,I like that one!



Gary...

GREAT PHOTO. . I will save that one for future reference for a good friend who thinks like your RV buddy.



N... .

See what you started now... ..... Andy
 
I went on a trip up to Northern Calif and took a empty trailer with me when I got back home I pulled into the front of the house and as my wife walked by the window in the front room she saw what I brought home with me it was a Beat up 93 drw single cab truck she asked What are you going to do with that? And I looked at her and said yes I love my new truck But I miss the sound of my old 12 valve motor in my old truck so I am going to build another Crewcab AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGAN :)
 
I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan and my wife's son a is die-hard Washington Redskins fan. We invited him over last weekend to watch the game on our large flat screen. The game was a shut out, Cowboy's favor. Then the fight began.
 
Drive my cummins truck to watch the Cowboys Giants game. Me Cowboys fan... Him Giants fan, he starts running his mouth bout them Cowboys... made me mad. . called my truck a piece of Sh*&, him being a loud mouth New Yorker, and Me a proud Texan he calls me a chump, I tel him Im 180lbs of spring steel and raw hide, he chest bumped my sternem and then the fight began (I decked Him and that all it took)
 
I lightheartedly opined that if you are a very shrewed horse trader, you just might be able to trade that Lab pup in... . for an old, three legged, blind in one eye Border Collie!
 
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I simply pointed out to the ignorant and unlearned that using anything other than Delo 400 15-40W dino oil is nothing short of stuffing money down a rat hole. And then the fight began!
 
On Christmas morning my wife, who was wearing a red robe, bent over in her closet to pick up her slippers and I said in a loud voice, "Santa", then the fight began.
 
I asked a fella once about a Dodge Cummins, got a lengthy answer and replied "You don't know squat about Cummins Diesels", and then the fight began.

:eek::eek::eek:
 
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