1st Gen Thread Without A Subject....

[SRay]

Nyoest: What the Hell did you do to your rotor?!

The Best Burnout EVER!!!! - YouTube



Is that what you did?



:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[Nyoest]

Not my rotor. Came off a f 650 rollback today. Funniest part is it came in for a wheel seal on the OTHER side of the axle. When I tore it down the brake pad was gone and the rotor was soooo rough I thought I'd check the other side. Glad I did.

Who does the tow truck call when he breaks down?

 

[SRay]

Did the F650 pack a six shooter?

 

[Nyoest]

Nyoest: What the Hell did you do to your rotor?!

The Best Burnout EVER!!!! - YouTube



Is that what you did?



:-laf:-laf:-laf

I'm glad they were able to do that on a public road were we can ALL pay for it. The only thing I could think while watching is "How's Jethro getting to work tommorow?"

 

[Nyoest]

Did the F650 pack a six shooter?

Sho nuff, ISB with auto and pto in an F 650, my dream truck.

 

[cerberusiam]

Bring it on!! Your clumsy mechanical parts will be bound by hair!!! ASSimilate me!!! You can't handle it!! It's like nothing you've encountered before!!! :-laf

LMAO!!! Loks like a name change is the offing. HHhuntiall of Species 8472

Who does the tow truck call when he breaks down?

A bigger one of course.



Kinda like when your building a dam and bury the D8 push cat in a previously unknown spring. You go get a bigger cat to pull it out and maybe a big excavator to dig it out also. :-laf

 

[HHhuntitall]

Not my rotor. Came off a f 650 rollback today. Funniest part is it came in for a wheel seal on the OTHER side of the axle. When I tore it down the brake pad was gone and the rotor was soooo rough I thought I'd check the other side. Glad I did.



Who does the tow truck call when he breaks down?

... . someone with a Peterbilt.



That's something. I can't believe it was even moving!!! Wow! Some people can tear up anything, and you broke it just by looking at it!!!! That's talent!! :-laf

Nyoest: What the Hell did you do to your rotor?!

The Best Burnout EVER!!!! - YouTube



Is that what you did?



:-laf:-laf:-laf

"What do you mean the rear end isn't under warranty?!? You just rebuilt it?!?!"

"Uhhh, sir, I don't know what you did, but the spider gears were melted in the center section... . Did you do a prolonged, one tire, burnout?!?"

"Noooooo. "

"Then whey is the brake drum blue, and the wheel seal melted and gone?!?"

"Uhhhh, the Borg tried to ASSimilate it?!?"

 

[Nyoest]

... . someone with a Peterbilt.



That's something. I can't believe it was even moving!!! Wow! Some people can tear up anything, and you broke it just by looking at it!!!! That's talent!!"

Borg beware!



Went to the bank this morning to do the usual stuff. Got behind this guy that kept dropping apples out of his rig... ... ... ...

 

[HHhuntitall]

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Do they have a special drive through at the Sonic, too???!?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! Gas powered, just not how you think!!! And it's got a lot of "kick" to it, too!!! Real hayburner, there!! HA!! he he he he he he he he he he Hey?!? IS that legal??! The muffler doesn't exit behind the operator's cab!!!

 

[RSchwarzli]

MR. Sasquatch: I have been promoted by Bschwarzli to the position of sasquatch hunter. So I've got my 10gauge shot gun ready with hollow point copper jackets. Also have rifles, magnum . 45 revolver and few others. Also as sasquatch hunter under Bschwarzli, I'm also authorized to use his multi-phasic cannon (#@$%!damn thing better be calibrated properly this time or there will be a large hole in the fuel tanks on the w350 crew cab)



So MR. Sasquatch... . any last words?

Hey! I never gave you permission to play with my photon cannon! #@$%!



Back off barbie!

We are the Borg.

You will be assimilated.

Lower your shields, and surrender your ship.

Your defensive capabilities are unable to withstand us.

We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

Resistance is futile.

You will comply.

Resistance is futile.

Aaaaaaahahahahaha. We have sucked you in to the nonsense too. Priceless. :-laf

 

[cerberusiam]

Aaaaaaahahahahaha. We have sucked you in to the nonsense too. Priceless. :-laf

Yeah. the multi-phasic cannon pushed me over the edge.





Watching 7 of 9 and wiping the drool of my keyboard contributed also.

 

[HHhuntitall]

..... I prefer the way she looked in Mortal Kombat..... Not bad either way..... But I like a tough woman, for some reason... .

 

[SRay]

HHhuntitall of species 8472: Yeah, them horses can kick pretty hard. I've seen one rear up and kicked a hole into the front of the buggy, broke the harness, tried to take off with mennonite still holding on the reins. The guy finally stopping the hay-powered machine that had a stuck throttle. :-laf



I guess there was too much horsepower in there as to why the horse broke free. :-laf



That was hilarious, no warranty on rear end!:-laf



Nyoest: that was a funny picture. The horse needs a spf (I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER particulate filter) similar to the dpf filter on diesel trucks so they can stop polluting our roads and splattering our vehicles. :-laf



Bschwarzli: I ASSumed that I would have better experience in handling the photon cannon since you had a calibration "accident" that nearly blew up the DD while you were driving. :-laf



Cerberusiam: That's funny, I hope you didn't ruin your computer from drooling on it. Be a very expensive hobby. :-laf

 

[SRay]

Uh... HH, I don't think even you can handle that Mortal Kombat girl, even as species 8472. She's way out of your league, even for your friend Chuck Norris.

 

[RSchwarzli]

Bschwarzli: I ASSumed that I would have better experience in handling the photon cannon since you had a calibration "accident" that nearly blew up the DD while you were driving. :-llaf

Thats called experience and learning.

 

[SRay]

Bschwarzli: Yup, We all do that. The blue oval and bowtie guys haven't learned. They just spend their money like there's no tomorrow.

 

[HHhuntitall]

Uh... HH, I don't think even you can handle that Mortal Kombat girl, even as species 8472. She's way out of your league, even for your friend Chuck Norris.

Hey, even tough chicks like a little attention!! The key is to not let them kill you afterwards... ... or during... ... . A few lacerations, some bruising, maybe a broken bone... ... . they're WORTH IT!! :-laf

Thats called experience and learning.

Exactly!!!



It's all in the biology, really. About balance and survival. This way, there is a Borg Resistant Genetic strain out there..... something more advanced biologically than they are technologically.



Razors help. A lot of them. I can clean up fairly well, believe it or not. And later, she can't recognize me if she's still mad at me... ... .

 

[SRay]

HH: better watch it there! Not sure if you have even the faintest idea what you have there for a girlfriend. One kick from her, even the mightiest bulls drop dead, and then you have no paycheck. Then she becomes a really expensive girl to be around. She has to maintain her physique, so many hours of working out, high energy foods, and your beef cattle are getting hurt or killed instantly if they make even the slightest move against her.



HH... Is this the life you want? Sure she'll make every boy with their pants half way down beg for mercy with just her little finger giving them a well deserved wedgie.



Bschwarzli: You better learn damn fast at calibrating that photon cannon before someone gets hurt. Especially yourself if you're around HH's new MK girlfriend. She wouldn't be very pleased to have her breast implants deflated by your cannon. :-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[HHhuntitall]

HH: better watch it there! Not sure if you have even the faintest idea what you have there for a girlfriend. One kick from her, even the mightiest bulls drop dead, and then you have no paycheck. Then she becomes a really expensive girl to be around. She has to maintain her physique, so many hours of working out, high energy foods, and your beef cattle are getting hurt or killed instantly if they make even the slightest move against her.

So what'll change?!?! They're walking hamburger, as it is!!! :-laf And that kind of physique is maintained digging postholes, running from mad cows, (or chasing them,) pulling wire, riding horses, pitching hay, and flanking calves..... ALWAYS something to do. And when she gets done with that, she can start polishing on the old Dodge and other things around here... ... Oo. It'd be great as long as she doesn't develope a bad case of children..... #@$%!

Bschwarzli: You better learn damn fast at calibrating that photon cannon before someone gets hurt. Especially yourself if you're around HH's new MK girlfriend. She wouldn't be very pleased to have her breast implants deflated by your cannon. :-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf

... . nor would I... ... I'm not gonna live very long after my wife finds out, anyway, so don't ruin it for me!!!! Besides, I MIGHT share some more pictures, if you're nice!! I'll leave 'em to you in my will!!:-laf

 

[Mhannink]

LMAO!!! Loks like a name change is the offing. HHhuntiall of Species 8472







A bigger one of course.



Kinda like when your building a dam and bury the D8 push cat in a previously unknown spring. You go get a bigger cat to pull it out and maybe a big excavator to dig it out also. :-laf

I was leaving work one day, got to the stop light, cross traffic was going and crossing the intersection was a tow truck on another tow truck, with a car behind it. Talk about a bad day, your car breaks down, call the hook, it picks you up and then breaks down too.