Was talking with the better half about this, I at one time thought the same way as you, FIGHT IT!!
When I was trucking as an O/Operator many years ago. I stopped and got me a "Beaver Burger" at a restaurant that had exotic game (back then)
I thought that it was funny that the restaurant had a Tee Shirt that said I ate a Beaver Burger with the back of a guys head taking a dive in-between a beautiful pair of spread-eagled legs and the girl was topless. I got back in the truck and started to drive. Passed Green River UT, I'm sure that if your a driver you know what's between Green River UT and Salina UT its a 104 miles of absolutely nothing NOW!! imagine back some 30+ years ago.
Someplace along the way my Beaver Burger did a couple of flips in my stomach, it tasted worse the second time I chewed it. I had to pull over and leave a Deposit on the side of the hwy. A Beehive State Patrolman didn't think that it was to funny leaving " Human Defecation" on the side of his Hwy.
He sited me and I drove off on my marry way. Some months later I called home and the wife asked me what I was doing leaving Human Defecation on the road? I reminded her of my Tee Shirt, her reply was that it was going to cost me $150.00 that must have been a heck of a deposit!!
I thought the same as you and I was willing to take it to God All mighty. There was no rest area for the 104 miles the only thing to cover me was MY TRUCK!! So I went to the court date ( I think that it was in Richfield UT) The Judge called my case # I went before him and pled my case of no restroom for a 104 miles and what was a guy to do?
did it matter to him? NOT ONE BIT, I had a few CHOICE words that cost me an extra $25.00 each for contempt of court. Being the Smart XXX that I was then (not now :-laf) I tossed out a hundred and said I HAVE A FEW MORE WORDS OF WISDOM. He took the $100.00 and said ONE MORE WORD AND YOU'LL BE OUR GUEST FOR AWHILE!!
Moral of the story is JUST PAY THE TICKET, what's a 5 MPH ticket going to cost vs the cost of some Yahoo Lawyer going to be? is your time, money worth all the BS if it is Trucking sure has changed.
Good Luck in the FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!!
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