Hello Mr. Schwarzli! I've been directed to come to your class by the Principal! He says I cause too much trouble for Mr. HHhuntitall and Mr. Nyoest.
So since I'm starting in the middle of your session, Why do I see everyone with cut fingers? You know very well knives are not allowed in class and the Principal was right there at the door when he brought me here.
Since I missed everything Mr. B, how does this scissor contraption work? Is this how everyone cut themselves by having their fingers in the scissor mechanism when it closed?
Ah! Is this the switch? (pressed button) (bzzzz! whirrring)(crunch!!) UHh... oops! Mr. B, I think I broke that Doormat or whatever the scissor-like contraption is called. Got any of those handy-dandy grey roll of whatever tape? I think it can be patched and working again. So no hard feelings there, Mr. B?
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So since I'm starting in the middle of your session, Why do I see everyone with cut fingers? You know very well knives are not allowed in class and the Principal was right there at the door when he brought me here.
Since I missed everything Mr. B, how does this scissor contraption work? Is this how everyone cut themselves by having their fingers in the scissor mechanism when it closed?
Ah! Is this the switch? (pressed button) (bzzzz! whirrring)(crunch!!) UHh... oops! Mr. B, I think I broke that Doormat or whatever the scissor-like contraption is called. Got any of those handy-dandy grey roll of whatever tape? I think it can be patched and working again. So no hard feelings there, Mr. B?
