And then the fight began . . . (Ends: January 31, 2010)

[Garlic]

Over a few Beers one afternoon I told my Buddy "Your wifes looks better in my Dodge than she does in your Ford"..... And then the fight began.

 

[fest3er]

Three weeks left! Come on girls! Hone your wits! Are you going to let the men get away with dissin' y'all? T'row it back in dere faces!

I heard a rumor that someone hacked into the site and posted in here that diesel drivers and owners are a humorless lot. But the moderators deleted it before rumblings of a fight could get started.

 

[EWalshak]

I heard one TDR member say to another member, " After reading your post in this contest, you need to send your wife to weight watchers or make her ride in the back of the truck" ... and then the fight began...

 

[Deleted member 995608]

I TOLD the wife that I was going to buy a 2010 HD Dodge, . . . and the fight began.

 

[EWalshak]

I asked one of my powerjoke,(oops) I mean powerchoke,(oh gosh) powerstroke buddies, If that engine is all that, why doesnt Ford put it in the medium dump truck. Instead of the Cummins..... and then the fight began

 

[Wingate]

lets see... I told a friend of mine that he mis-spelled a word on the massive sticker on the back window of his Ford that read "SUPER DUTY" (as if they weren't already badged enough!!!) I suggested that for his particular application, it should have been spelled "SUPER DOODY!!!!" ... ..... and then the fight began!!. .

Update on fight... . the bickering ended approx. 2 days and 100 text messages later as I had to haul it home on a trailer for him... . those pesky head gaskets get him every time.

 

[champspa]

was out drinking a few with the boys and sometime around 1 or 2 am I went home , slammed the door , p&&d in the center of the toilet, took a shower , hopped into bed , smacked her on the butt and then the fight began.

 

[WHazelwood]

I asked my wife of 42 years what she'd like for our anniversery, and she said "oh, just bring me my favorite flower", so I brought her some "Gold Medal, all purpose, self rising flour" and then the fight began.

 

[HOBrian]

I said Only a manual for towing and he said only an Auto will do... and the fight began

 

[fest3er]

A NEPA club member complained that his brakes just didn't stop his truck very well. I suggested that the gross combined weight was too high and he should lose some. And then the fight began.



A TDR member complained that her truck just wouldn't warm up in the winter. I suggested she bring her husband along whenever she drives the truck. She said, "Oh. I didn't think of that. " And then the fight began.



Another member complained that the springs on the driver's side of the truck were worn out. I suggested he convert the truck to right-hand drive to even up the wear. And then the fight began.



Come on folks! Read what people complain about in the fora, take the complaints out of context and turn 'em into two liners! There's a universe of material right here online!

 

[GaryOwen]

Wife said she was cancelling my TDR subscription. She said there was no use paying for a forum when there are free forums - and then the FIGHT began!

 

[BQuinones]

A few years ago I had an overnight work trip. After dinner, etc. , I went back to my hotel and called home to check on things. She asked what I did after work. I told her that after dinner, I went to a sporting goods store where I was hoping to find a new gun. She said “Don’t you already have more than enough guns?” … and then the fight began…

#@$%!



(For years I have been teaching my children that no matter how many guns you have, you ALWAYS need one more. Even after you get that gun, there is ONE MORE that is needed. They know this as fact. )

 

[BK]

I drove to my TD Ram to my Dodge dealer for warranty work for my failing lift pump and possibly failing VP44, and the fight began!

 

[Grizzly]

NBC told Jay Leno that his show was being pushed back to after the local news and then told Conan O'Brien that his Tonight Show would be shown later after Jay Leno. That's when the fight began.

 

[MMeier]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart for some cheap oil for the Dodge and a few other items. The

husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.



'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.



'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.



'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so

they carry on shopping.



A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of

face cream and puts it in the basket.



'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.



'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.



Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's

half the price. ' ...

... and then the fight began !!!!:{

 

[fest3er]

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I had to, even though it falls outside the guidelines.

A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.



"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town. "



"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"



"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad. "



"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"



"No sir, he went with Mom and Dad. "



The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.



"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad. "



"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant. "'



The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard. "

The fights began later. And they were doozies!

 

[Grizzly]

NBC told Jay Leno that his show was being pushed back to after the local news and then told Conan O'Brien that his Tonight Show would be shown later after Jay Leno. That's when the fight began.

It appears that the fight's over. NBC paid off Conan 32M and Conan's staff another 13M for them to go away.

 

[pjames]

My wife rode in my truck for the first time and asked, why is it so noisy, and then the fight began!

 

[stumphumper]

I had TWO 5" stacks so I put them both behine her seat! The fight began... but I could't hear her

 

[OL RATLR]

And then the fight began

I went out with the Guy's come home and ask the wife if she would respect me in the morning "And The Fight Began ":-{}