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A guy walks out of a bar holding his head in his hands. He goes directly across the street to another bar, finds a barstool, sits down and rests his head on the bar. He can't lift it.
With his head resting on the bar, he calls for the bartender and says, "Give me a double whisky, rocks, and set 'em up for everybody here. "
The bartender says, "Are you sure? There's about 50 people in here. "
"That's OK, give everybody a drink. "
A few minutes later, with his head still laying on the bar, he calls the barman back and says, "Give me another double and give everyone here another round. "
After the bartender serves the second round of drinks he decides he'd better collect on the tab which now totals about $400. He hands the guy the check and says, "That's $400. "
The guy takes another long sip with his head down on the bar and says, "I can't pay. I'm broke. "
The bartender reacts very angrily. "You stupid son-of-a-hitch, what in the hell is wrong with you. Are you nuts?"
The guy just looks up with his head on the bar and has nothing to say.
The bartender says, "You dumb shot, you're damb lucky you didn't pull this stunt across the street. They would have broken your neck. "
With his head resting on the bar, he calls for the bartender and says, "Give me a double whisky, rocks, and set 'em up for everybody here. "
The bartender says, "Are you sure? There's about 50 people in here. "
"That's OK, give everybody a drink. "
A few minutes later, with his head still laying on the bar, he calls the barman back and says, "Give me another double and give everyone here another round. "
After the bartender serves the second round of drinks he decides he'd better collect on the tab which now totals about $400. He hands the guy the check and says, "That's $400. "
The guy takes another long sip with his head down on the bar and says, "I can't pay. I'm broke. "
The bartender reacts very angrily. "You stupid son-of-a-hitch, what in the hell is wrong with you. Are you nuts?"
The guy just looks up with his head on the bar and has nothing to say.
The bartender says, "You dumb shot, you're damb lucky you didn't pull this stunt across the street. They would have broken your neck. "
