Best Place To Hide A Body

[Koa Man]

Being surrounded by the ocean, ... ... .





Hey, Doc, where do you come up with these things? Think I'll keep my kids far away from you.

 

[Diesel Freak]

At work we have large 6' diameter Process Exhaust Ducting leading to the Scrubbers. If one were to place a body in the ducting and seal it back up, there is enough fluorine going through there that the body would be gone in a matter of days.

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

Doc, it's far easier just to buy a copy of the WatchTower.....

 

[FATCAT]

????????

Hummmmm ... . Has anyone seen Mrs. Tinker lately?



Someone might have to drop a dime.

 

[Murle]

How about right next to Jimmy Hoffa..... Where ever that is.

 

[EMDDIESEL]

Hey Diesel freak, you have never thought about doing that have you?. Just seems like a really sinsiter complex plan that required thought as opposed to the simple selections i made about wood chippers.

Very slick idea

 

[MJawsman]

Originally posted by Murle

How about right next to Jimmy Hoffa..... Where ever that is.

I used to live in Detroit when he disappeared. That was right about the time Detroit's version of the "twin towers" were being built. My dad swears they put him in the big concrete pillars supporting the structure. But didn't some gangster on his deathbed say he's buried in the end zone at some football stadium? That's why someone started calling him "touchdown Jimmy".

 

[R-N-R]

Under the towers are a likely spot for Jimmy. Have you heard about the 4' drop in the corner of one of the towers?



but then they were also finishing I-696 about the same time, hhhmmm... .

 

[NVR FNSH]

Originally posted by klenger

Lot's of mine shafts in Colorado.

Body wouldn't decompose very fast in that environment would it? I saw some mummies at a monastary in Czechoslavkia that were stored in the basement for several hundred years and they looked suprisingly good... ... .



Brian

 

[klenger]

I won't be around several hundered years from now to care.

 

[MJawsman]

Originally posted by wesoule

Under the towers are a likely spot for Jimmy. Have you heard about the 4' drop in the corner of one of the towers?



but then they were also finishing I-696 about the same time, hhhmmm... .

Yet another possibility..... the saga continues... .

 

[JSmith]

Ask Ted.

 

[TPilaske]

The Detroit River comes to mind... so close... .

 

[Whitmore]

Murle

How about right next to Jimmy Hoffa..... Where ever that is.

I heard they found Jimmy Hoffa... ... ... ... ... . They scraped the makeup off of Tammie Fay Baker and it was Jimmy



:--) :--) :--)

 

[Diesel Freak]

Originally posted by EMDDIESEL

Hey Diesel freak, you have never thought about doing that have you?. Just seems like a really sinsiter complex plan that required thought as opposed to the simple selections i made about wood chippers.

Very slick idea

hehe, well if you want simple... . put the body in a pig pen with 12 full grown hogs... ... same idea except the body will be gone in less than a day!





the difference between incarcerated criminals and everyone else..... the criminals got caught.

 

[EMDDIESEL]

Are pigs really that nasty? Would they really eat a person?

 

[Diesel Freak]

Pigs will eat anything and everything... . they are Omnivores just like you and me. Once the find out it tastes good... . it will be eaten.



Yes it has happened! however, it was not a body that was being disposed of, it was the farmer feeding his pigs and he fell into the pen... .....

 

[Royk]

Yes it has happened! however, it was not a body that was being disposed of, it was the farmer feeding his pigs and he fell into the pen... .....

I thought it was Dorothy

 

[DHRA]

The question of getting rid of a body correctly came up in my Anthropology class. Our professor is the State's Forensic Anthropologist.

He stated that inceneration is good, being meticulous with the clean up. Crush the ashes into a fine powder and spread into a water source, preferably a river. Possibly miles apart at a time. He said to make sure that the incenerator is cleaned and reused soon with other things, dead animal carcaus and such. Oh yea, make sure you clean out any fillings from teeth, remove all jewelry, and check for screws/pins/rods placed in bones.



**Glad I wrote all that down!

 

[DaveN]

I've found lots of great spots!!!

Well the very best spot is... . um... well... that spot is taken. But you could use this one... . no, that one's full too. Waitaminit! Take it to... . nope, not that one either.



Sorry Doc, all my... . well not MY spots... hehe... . all the spots I can think of are full... I mean not that good after all.







Disclaimer - This post is made for entertainment purposes only. Any similarity to actual people or situations is coincidence only. At least that's what my Friday personality is telling me.