Bumper Sticker Contest! Time to Choose! (Ends April 6, 2008)

[kevwilk]

Gass is something you pass through your A*&, not your truck.

 

[DieselLady]

For us Ladies,
" NO! It's not my boyfriends Truck! or
" NO! It's not my husbands Truck!

" HORSEPOWER? You'd be surprised!"

 

[ackermanN]

It's a bird! It's a Plane! It's a ... ... . Cummins Turbo Diesel?

 

[ackermanN]

Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
It's a ... ... Cummins Turbo Diesel Ram!?

 

[cummins82]

Dang, kevwilk, you beat me to my last one!

GAS is a natural bodily function, not a TRUCK fueling option!

 

[NMcCoy]

how about



1. warning driving a Cummins can be addictive or power can be addicting.



2. Diesel is a powerful word.



3. When fords are floored and the maxes are maxed out dodge (and/or cummins) keeps pulling.

 

[JTroutman]

if nobody has said it yet

she only smokes when she drinks...

 

[PParker32]

Pardon if done before but

"Smoke em if you have em"

With a big C!

Pat

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

I guess this would work as well on a bumper as a T-shirt...



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:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[J.BURCHFIELD]

When I'm Smokin I'm Not Jokin

 

[ArthurMiller]

Real trucks don't have sparkplugs!!!

 

[MarcStanley]

"Stroke This!"


in the power stroke font

 

[mr.wilson]

FUEL MULE

"C"



OR



"C" you later



OR

not so family oriented...



see Richard drive a Ford

see Richard drive a Chevy

Don't be a Richard "C"

 

[DCreed]

"CUMMINS"
... the difference between
a hemi, and a SEMI !

 

[roosp]

"Warning"

Cummins Powered

"Stand Clear"​

 

[roosp]

"Dodge Cummins Turbo Diesel"

"Not For The Faint At Heart"

"Or Those Afraid Of The Dark"​

 

[TRAMPLINEMAN]

CAUTION: Exhaust from this truck is known to the state of California to cause birth defects.



The only thing faster than this truck is my zipper!

 

[fest3er]

"It's not just an engine. It's a passion. "

"Cummins Turbo Diesel. It's a passion. "

"Turbo Diesel Register. It's a passion. "

"Italians and dieselheads are alike in their passion. "

"Like Italians, dieselheads are passionate. "

"Dieselheads are passionate folk. "

"Soot your passion. "

"Blowers are nice, but raw torque is heaven. " (Or "nirvana", or "paradise":

targetted marketing. )

"Diesels give me real boost. "



And to semi-steal some of Cole Porter's lyrics:

I get no kick from a spark

Mere gasahol doesn't thrill me at all

I tell you it's def'nit'ly true

I get lotsa boost out of you.

 

[AMink]

INSTALL HITCH TO TOW FORDS



AS SOON AS I TOW HIS FORD, I'LL TOW YOUR CHEVY



2 EXTRA CYLINDERS AND 1 EXTRA TURBO? WHY SO MANY SPARE PARTS?

 

[Mad Bomber]

1 Cummins a poor mans ferrari

2 My front axel is heavier than your car