Bumper Sticker Contest! Time to Choose! (Ends April 6, 2008)

[HOCummins04]

NO, it does NOT have a HEMI
Clessie Knows, and if you have to ASK, You Don't

 

[K.L.Schumacher]

bumper sticker

Hope this one does not exist yet.

Do'nt need a HEMI. Got a CUMMINS!!!

Dodgeboykim.

 

[bighammer]

Cummins: Voted Most Likely to Haul in a Truck

 

[Shadrach]

Some of my favorites:



Hemi's are Fine... If you can't handle a Cummins



Duramax ReCovery Vehicle with the C in reCovery being a Cummins "C" or

Powerstroke ReCovery Vehicle



I've Only got a 6 cylinder



Six in a row can go



Cummins ... Power to pull the Mountains with a picture of a Dodge and a chain wrapped around a mountain



Shadrach

 

[DCreed]

... it's not MY fault I get
better mileage,
more power,
AND longer service life,
is it ?!?

 

[DCreed]

Aw, quit whining! You could've bought a Cummins too ,but noooo...

 

[HHhuntitall]

LOL, I'm loving this. Let me try, hmmm, how about:



Yes, I have reservations to park in the smoking section!



Warning; following too closely can result in secondhand smoke inhalation.



Caution: Tailgating can result in loss of vision and cloudy weather.



Caution: Trying to keep up can cause your Ford or Chevy to burn excessive fuel and overheat.



No, it's not on fire, I just needed to get in your lane to exit!



I've actually said this to local officers when they ask, "What's wrong with it?" "Nothing, it just needs a little more boost. " And, "It doesn't really smoke, just when you change gears. "(they obviously don't drive Cummins trucks!!!)

 

[DFeldman]

And you thought it was hard to stop a Trane - Cummins Turbo Diesels

 

[DFeldman]

What did you think made the earth spin? - Cummins Turbo Diesels

 

[JGrefenstette]

i havnt read all the posts to see if this was already said by sombody else, but these are a few i like...



there pretty simple so sombody else has probly thought of them before... . but here they are.



1. "If it dont smoke, its broke" or "If it aint smokin, its broken"



2. I saw this in somebodies sig a while back but cant remeber who, so if its in yours, the credit goes to you but I really like this little frase: "Six soldiers standing up are better than Eight laying down" :-laf

 

[TDRadmin]

Just for Fun

Nothing to do with our trucks, but funny:



- The closest I ever got to a 4. 0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.



- I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18.



- If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?



I just read these in Crusin' Style's Humor column.



Enjoy.



Robin

TDR Admin

 

[HOBrian]

Nothing to do with our trucks, but funny:



- The closest I ever got to a 4. 0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.





Robin

TDR Admin

Came home from college with a similar shirt, for some reason my father was not too happy!:-laf

 

[NYCEGUY01]

I love the smell of diesel in the morning... . Smells like. . Victory.





With the c in victory as the cummins logo.





I actually have one we made in my back window that says



My truck is cooler than your piece of ****.

 

[wcaldwell]

It's a Cummins and It's All Mine

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Ford and Chevy "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... "
Dodge Cummins "DONE" (yesterday)​

 

[Joe Mc]

Here's one I almost put on my bumper (don't really care for bumper stickers - but this one I "almost" went for):



I don't have a problem with INSANITY, I enjoy every single moment . . . :-laf

 

[twmcneilly]

Torque --- It's what moves you



Got Torque??

 

[twmcneilly]

Cummins, take me away

 

[DBF]

Cummins for a Million Miles

 

[RKohn]

Surprised nobody's just come out and said...



- Hell no, it's not a HEMI !!!







For the Bio Crowd... .



- Burnin the bean.



- Be Petroleum Free - B100



- Screw OPEC - Burn Bio



- Want fries with that?



- 7000lbs of Alternative Fueled Whupass



- (Men) Cummins - Eats Beans, Belches Smoke



- (Women) My Cummins Eats Beans and Doesn't Stinkl