Competition Calling out Hasselbach's twin turbo Viper

[hasselbach]

Ha ha...





DO us all a favor, take you digital camera and take a picture of the shop you viper sits in and earn yourself some of the respect back...

Here you go, Viper#1 in the shop today, (just took the photo). No picture of Viper #2 until the money is locked up for the race. Go back and turn on the TV and open up another beer Junior. Oo.

 

[hasselbach]

"here's what you need to do. Turn off the TV, drop the beer, and build something yourselves"



Are you telling us that you pulled that motor, built it, and dropped it back in? Money can buy almost anything...



You sure you don't want my $100 to pay for your next oil change at the shop?



One thing i hate more than a rich guy with a mouth, is a rich guy that claims to build his toys himself. Its almost as lame as Trump being flown around in his helo rather than piloting it himself.



There's respect to be had in wrenching and operating your stuff. Class can't be bought.

Why yes, we have a very BIG and state of the art shop and do a lot of development work for some high dollar clients, and yes, the motor, all fab work, and testing has been done by our company. Its amazing what you can accomplish without sitting on the couch drinking beer watching sponge bob. .

 

[ARedetzke]

Like duh. . Yes, it is a microsoft program, have you ever used a newer automated dyno by chance? It provides you with an excel sheet, which you have the ability to enhance it with graphs, boxes, pie charts, etc. All data is stored captured and then you can print up any sort of view that floats your boat.

Your graph off of your new high tech dyno has 6 FREAKIN DATA POINTS GENIUS. Must be real high tech. Get a life. Oh yeah, what's your big hang up on drinking beer anyhow? You've mentioned it in almost every post. Nice

AJ

 

[hasselbach]

Your graph off of your new high tech dyno has 6 FREAKIN DATA POINTS GENIUS. Must be real high tech. Get a life. Oh yeah, what's your big hang up on drinking beer anyhow? You've mentioned it in almost every post. Nice

AJ

duh again, data was plotted at 1000 rpm increments. you want the version that shows every 10 rpm? Dorthy, this isn't Kansas anymore.

 

[ARedetzke]

Never heard that one before. Don't quit your day job.

 

[Lorenz]

Looks like the viper has a rev limiter set at 5500k. removing the cam sensor gets you up to 7k.



How did you hold it together at 8500k in your tin shack shop?

64. 7% increase over stock rpm is pretty unheard of.



Google search quote:

He got back on the track and when trying to make up for lost time he hit the Rev Limiter (7,000 RPM). Usually this just cuts off the electirc to the motor, but when you have the Cam Sensor disconnected the car will not fire again.



Where'd my beer go?

 

[Fletcher]

Here you go, Viper#1 in the shop today, (just took the photo). No picture of Viper #2 until the money is locked up for the race. Go back and turn on the TV and open up another beer Junior. Oo.

Hey, I just have a couple of things, first of all: you misspelled Black belt on your profile... ... And number two, you need to buy a corvette. :-laf :-laf :-laf ... ... you crack me up... ... ...

 

[LOtero]

cmon show us your viper #2!! if you dont wanna show the flux capacitor or anyother secret squirrel technology you can just use a photoshop program of some sort, just do something like you did with your mystery dyno sheet! :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Tcolesanti]

cmon show us your viper #2!! if you dont wanna show the flux capacitor or anyother secret squirrel technology you can just use a photoshop program of some sort, just do something like you did with your mystery dyno sheet! :-laf :-laf :-laf

Yeah, we would'nt even know what we are looking at since we never leave the computer and beer alone, remember??? :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[KLockliear]

He's already said he won't show a pic of the car. My guess? He's got some lightweight racecar and doesn't want to tip is hand. In other words, he's got no intention of being able to beat a street Supra with a street Viper - so much for that

I think the stare factor is a heck of a lot better in a Viper than a Ricy Supra... Which is the number one reason why I bought the thing. . Its a total chick magnet compared to some warmed over ricer.

 

[hasselbach]

Hey, I just have a couple of things, first of all: you misspelled Black belt on your profile... ... And number two, you need to buy a corvette. :-laf :-laf :-laf ... ... you crack me up... ... ...

How did I spell it?



Why does anyone really want to see a photo of Viper 2? Its just like Viper 1 but a tad lighter and quicker.

 

[Lorenz]

Balck belt



I won't hold it against you though... im still learned how to use the caps button?

 

[Caveman]

I have posted before that this guy is full of it.



Why is it that he needs someone to pay to see his not so original Viper? I can go to almost any Dodge dealership to see one. I can go to a Barrett-Jackson auction and see some *****d out rare Vipers. ****, I can sit back and watch cable to see an Enzo Ferrari.



This guy is just a moron. That's probably a picutre of his dad next to the Viper. He's most likely the dumbass kid in the second photo.

 

[CLAYTON]

Lol

:-laf :-laf This thread is sweet :-laf :-laf

 

[The Lockguy]

:-laf :-laf This thread is sweet :-laf :-laf

I'm enjoying this one myself. I was a steet racer in my younger days and guys like this come a dime a dozen :-laf :-laf

 

[KLockliear]

Hasselbach has sent me a PM, and offered to race. Told us to bring 10k minimum to a secret location this Sunday night at 12:30am. I have PM'd him for a phone number for Garth to call him directly. Not my car, not my money, but I'll gladly do the intro.



If it were me, I wouldn't be interested in going 200mph in the dark, side by side with another car on a 2-lane road (the proposed location is 2-lane). I doubt Garth will either, but I'll do the intro.

 

[Lorenz]

I have posted before that this guy is full of it.







This guy is just a moron. That's probably a picutre of his dad next to the Viper. He's most likely the dumbass kid in the second photo.

And if that is him you just called his kid a dumbass.



Disrespectn' kin is punishable by death in some parts. [Insert Red neck inflection here]





make sure you bring a video camera.



I still have $100 on the supra. any takers?





I take the $100 bet back... It's being donated to the Garth fund.



If Garth looses he owes me nothing, if he wins he owes me $200. I see it as an ivestment in Tim Hasselbachs education!

 

[LOtero]

Why does anyone really want to see a photo of Viper 2? Its just like Viper 1 but a tad lighter and quicker. [/QUOTE]



so whats to hide? he he this thread does have some entertainment factor! i think this guy is full of it and am with the others that these guys are a dime a dozen!

 

[hasselbach]

I have posted before that this guy is full of it.



Why is it that he needs someone to pay to see his not so original Viper? I can go to almost any Dodge dealership to see one. I can go to a Barrett-Jackson auction and see some *****d out rare Vipers. ****, I can sit back and watch cable to see an Enzo Ferrari.



This guy is just a moron. That's probably a picutre of his dad next to the Viper. He's most likely the dumbass kid in the second photo.

Hey I'll take a lot of ribbing, but don't insult my kid, he is not a dumb ***, and he's currently ranked #2 in PKA right now in the western conference. Hold the Moron comment to yourself, I haven't insulted you or anyone else here, so don't start we me, otherwise I'll send junior over to teach some well needed manners. :-laf



The reason I want the money locked up prior to seeing our car, is I've done this type of racing since you were in diapers, and I'm not dragging it out to a race and have someone back out on me, or try to change the race (like asking for cars, the move, etc. ) I could care less if you see the car, and by reading your post, I get the strong opinion you really don't know anything about street racing. . You people kill me, somebody has something faster or quicker than you so you all revert to nasty sarcasm? Hey, I've looked at some of the crap you all drive and the trailers you all live in and believe me, you don't have a foot to stand on. Let's keep this post directed to the race, and keep the personal insults out.

 

[hasselbach]

Hasselbach has sent me a PM, and offered to race. Told us to bring 10k minimum to a secret location this Sunday night at 12:30am. I have PM'd him for a phone number for Garth to call him directly. Not my car, not my money, but I'll gladly do the intro.



If it were me, I wouldn't be interested in going 200mph in the dark, side by side with another car on a 2-lane road (the proposed location is 2-lane). I doubt Garth will either, but I'll do the intro.

After reading the above, You can PM me his phone number, I'd rather not PM you my phone number and have it blabbed all over this post after reading the above.