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The only cow in a small Idaho town stopped giving milk. The people did some

research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in

Montana for $200. They bought the cow from Montana and the cow was

wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were

pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow

to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their

milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with

their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the

cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would

move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people

were very upset and decided to ask the vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our

cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from

the side, she walks away to the other side. " The vet thought about this

for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Montana?" The

people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought

the cow. "You are truly a wise vet," they said. "How did you know we

acquired the cow in Montana?" The vet replied with a distant look in his

eye, "My wife is from Montana. "





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Hmm… one of my professors was in practice in Montana, he always quoted a slogan "Montana, the big sky country where men are men and sheep are…nervous". I am beginning to understand;)
 
Originally posted by DieselDoghouse

Hmm… one of my professors was in practice in Montana, he always quoted a slogan "Montana, the big sky country where men are men and sheep are…nervous". I am beginning to understand;)



I've heard it this way as well: "Montana, where the men are men, and so are the women, and the sheep are scared. "



No offense, as I really do like to visit Montana, especially Flathead Lake and Glacier Nat'l Park.

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501 Jeans Banned In Montana !

I'm told it's because the sound of a zipper has been known to cause a sheep stampede. Don't know if it's true. :D :D :D
 
Good stuff!

Interesting to read all the stuff about the questionable masculinity of Us Montana men. Strange though, no man from any other state, has ever been able to understand how we keep so many beautifull, intelligent and un-questionably turned on women at our beck and call. You poor guys don't know what a good woman looks like!

Ron (tired, but never too tired)
 
Re: 501 Jeans Banned In Montana !

Originally posted by DRR-24V

I'm told it's because the sound of a zipper has been known to cause a sheep stampede. Don't know if it's true. :D :D :D



Couldn't be! 501s use buttons don't they. Must be LEEs.
 
Re: Good stuff!

Originally posted by ol ron

Interesting to read all the stuff about the questionable masculinity of Us Montana men. Strange though, no man from any other state, has ever been able to understand how we keep so many beautifull, intelligent and un-questionably turned on women at our beck and call. You poor guys don't know what a good woman looks like!

Ron (tired, but never too tired)



We aren't questioning the men's masculinity, just the women's! :p



As for the "many beautifull, intelligent and un-questionably turned on women at our beck and call," well, where are they????? I saw two real hotties (although they were teenagers!) when I was around Flathead lake a few years ago, but not much else! I know where you DON'T find them though, Moose's in Kalispell! :D



Keep this talk up about hot women in Montana, and Cliff (Diesel Freak) will be scheduling a trek out there pronto! :p
 
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Sheep?

I used to have a sheep ranch and had a full time job besides.

The guys at work would ask all kinds of questions about sheep.

I asked if they had aver SMELLED a sheep? I then told them that if they could catch one the could F%^K one, end of discussion.



Ever try to catch just one?
 
Hey Stranger,



I get some pretty dumb questions about my horses too. For some reason, people have this erotic vision. Based on size I suppose. I always ask if they would like to help. Doing what? Why help to guide the stallion in if he needs it. Never any takers though.
 
Heres my Christmas Cuties....

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I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas... ... ... ... or last few months for that matter.
 
Kat... ... ..... is that Shekat in the pic?





Edit, oops just say the thread where you say that is Shekat. Your a lucky man.

Happy Holidays
 
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