Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

[davemac]

Chuck Norris` toilet paper

 

[kowaliga]

Davemac... does Chuck use this T. P. because his loaf is too hard to pinch off and requires abrasion?

 

[davemac]

Dunno, I`m no expert on this subject.

 

[JFlagg]

Probably cause its easier to flush in small pieces:-laf

 

[kowaliga]

Probably cause its easier to flush in small pieces:-laf

Bingo ! But flushing really depends on diameter. Anything over 4 inches needs blasting.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

My brother-in-law came up with this one (not sure if it is original or not... ):



"When Chuck Norris goes swimming in a lake - does he get wet, or does the lake get Chuck?"



:-laf



Matt

 

[WDixon27]

oooo i wanna see it

The Legend of Chuck Norris

 

[nickleinonen]

The Legend of Chuck Norris

:-laf:-laf:-laf