Coffee Night 2004... Check here for updates

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Drunk guy gets pulled over in his ctd and the officer steps up and says



"You are driving down the one way the wrong way! Didn't you see all the arrows!!??"



Drunk CTD Guy replies



"Arrows??? Heck I didn't even see the Indians!"

 

[ahartley]

Was this guy missing part of hi pinky finger? I think I know him... .

 

[TORQUE THIS]

He wouldn't be the ToolMan unless he gets hurt doin something... :-laf

 

[ahartley]

Wonder how his cloth interior is smelling these days... .

 

[Wheaties]

See? You miss out on one friggin' coffee night and all of a sudden the allusions are meaningless and you feel way out of the loop...



So I was bartending one night and this guy gets up and staggers for the door. He was weaving really badly, but the trend was definitely towards the exit.



My fellow bartender calls out to him, "Hey, I hope you aren't driving!?"



To which the boozer replied, "I sure hope I am, I can't walk!"

 

[Jengle]

There never was any resistance. As my co-workers say, I'm outta control. My response: So?

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Hmmm Do you guys realize that just about every coffee nite there is quite a bit goin' on? God this week sounds like a CD with all its tracks listed below.



This week was



1. noodles

2. Toxic

3. balls & Shanks

4. Unleaded fever

5. Wood

6. screws

7. tap wire

8. Under pressure

9. git'n hitched

10. soot ' n spin

 

[Moose Truck]

Unleaded fever

TTMT, How did you Buddy make out with the CTD on I-95 with 1/2 a tank of unleaded Gas? :{



The FP gage is working great My lift pump is not :{ Oh well that's how it goes. I am looking into replacements. Thanks to every one for all the help Moose

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Track 9 on that CD has me wondering... who got hitched?



MTY

 

[JLEONARD]

Is there coffee night this friday?

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Is there coffee night this friday?

There better be... especially if you're planning on stopping by with the Chevy S10 Cummins repower project !!!



Somebody... please take pictures/video of that thing.



MTY

 

[TORQUE THIS]

There is a get together this Friday night...



MTY... TMTT got hitched, to his new pintle...



BTW... track 2 was in my CD player in the truck... yup, Britney!

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Aw yes... the 1/2 ton behemoth hitch.



MMMmm... Britney.



MTY

 

[Jengle]

Since we are doing the Sunday lunch at Hooters, is there a coffee night this week?

 

[TORQUE THIS]

If you would like one, than yes!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Air Horn install for Friday night for a member from PA!

 

[Jengle]

Uh, Mark, she's got Train horns.

 

[Wheaties]

Uh, Mark, she's got Train horns.

You got to train horns? I thought they knew what to do right out of the box...

 

[Jengle]

Yeah, we put them on under the bed, so if they wet, it's not in the bed. LOL

 

[TORQUE THIS]

What do you put on horns to train them???