CTD better then a women

[JApplegate]

well i got in an argument guys about our trucks. . this time i need back-up. i remeber reading an article How CTD are better then a women... i can't seem to find it. does anyone know the volume and page#. OR can you guys think of any??? :-laf

 

[R C Cola]

CTD better than

Seems like I read something like that, great stuff, can't seem to recall where. My memory might be better if the wife weren't looking over my shoulder.

R C

 

[bgilbert]

Rodney Carrington sings:

im gettin married to my pickup truck

it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck

it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer

or want a divorce

it doesn't care if I stay out late

it doesn't b*tch about the money i make

we'll be together till the end

it won't sleep with my best friend

im gonna get down on one knee

and ask my truck if it'll marry me

i'll never drive another car

we'll honeymoon at the t*tty bar

we're gonna have the time of our life

the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife

you think im crazy, but listen to this

i can bring home a hooker and it won't get p*ssed no

wedding ring won't cost me a buck

when I get married to my pickup

pickup truck ... ... ... .



Wedding ring won't cost nothing, but bombs are expensive:-laf!!! Pretty sad if the exhaust pipes are tighter and I have 5" stacks:-laf:-laf!! Ok sorry Admin, might be a little too much for the forum.