Debating the war on terror

[Pit Bull]

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around

the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand

is a Glock . 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he

reaches you and your family. What do you do?



Liberal Answer:



Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man

look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring

him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the

kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of

his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be

happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he

just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could

my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I

need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a

conclusion.



Conservative Answer:



BANG!



Texan's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...

(sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too... "

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!

 

[sdalton]

Better to be Judged by 12, than carried by 6.

 

[kluther]

shoot first, answer questions later, you, your wife and kids are OK! ken

 

[B.G. Smith]

Bang

Why only nine shots the first time? bg