Cats are dumb
My cat is too dumb to piss on your shiny wheels.
She's to dumb to jump up on visitors, or even begin a never ending stream of yapping until they leave.
I've never seen her hump any ones leg, Dumb.
She isn't even smart enough to sh*t on the lawn, she's so dumb she sh*t's in a litter box and covers it up.
I think every one needs a piss on tires, jump up on people, barking, yapping, leg humping, sh*t on the side walk dog that won't listen when you tell it something.