Harvey, I do not own, nor have I ever put, a 5 thousand pound camper on my truck. I have recently hauled several 5,000 pound loads of gravel for my driveway and dirt for my landscaping, though. And it barely sagged the rear springs and drove and handled just fine. But as you dually guys quickly pointed out, it had a much lower center of gravity.
The "tone you are surprised at" is exactly the snide tone you dually guys use on any SRW guy; and that was my point. I'm glad you didn't miss it.
I'm also glad you are better at truck driving than many truck drivers. Good for you. So am I. Especially with the losers they recruit nowadays. All the new regulations and computerized records and requirements have made many excellent drivers say "To hell with it. " and quit. It isn't what it used to be. I figure we are just a couple years from where they will surgically implant a USB port in my *** and run me entirely by friggin computer! The truck itself is just one huge computer full of unreliable crap. I used to love being a trucker; now it sucks.
At the same time, the small companies and independents can't survive due to insurance and fuel costs, leaving HUGE companies running the show. They cannot find enough drivers with what their insurance companies call "acceptable driving records". A fender-bender in your own personal car is enough to disqualify you in some cases.
So where do they find drivers to work for 18 cents per mile that have a "clean" driving record? Two places: The inner city where many young adults have never had a driver's license! Put them through a two-week school (for which they owe the company $5,000 to be deducted from their 18 cents per mile AND at least one year of servitude. PLUS they get money from the government for "job training" of minorities. They may have a criminal record as long as your arm, but they have NO driving record, good or bad, and only the bad would count anyway. So load 'er up nice and heavy with HazMat, slam the door, and tell 'em "Drive fast!" Yessiree-Bob/Shaquille/Tyrone/Muhammed, You are now a qualified trucker!!
The second place they find "clean driving records" is foreigners. Yup. There is an incredible number of Middle Easterners and mexicans who cannot even speak the language (or read road and warning signs) hauling up and down your highways right this moment. No record (or experience) at all counts as a "clean record".
Is it just possible that many of the "losers" (my term) that you passed and found in the ditch were those novices?
I'm tellin' ya folks, stay clear of Big Trucks these days. There are some INCREDIBLY incompetent drivers out there and more of them every day!!
But I'm not one of them and would be happy to convoy with you anywhere anytime, Harvey. The day any Texan outdrives me on snow and ice is the day I go to work as a door greeter at Walmart!!